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Tweak says, "I AM antisocial! "

Seth Hajji (lettuce_rejoice) wrote in paxletale,
@ 2010-10-02 11:34:00

Entry tags:

aphrodite, ares, baldr, changing woman, fūjin, inari, min, osiris, raijin

Here's a story about a man named Mirza who came home from work to be horrified. I was on the first floor and I noticed 'well hell, looks a lot like a dig site from before my father retired from being an Egyptologist, only brand new.' And then I opened up a Qebehsenuef canopic jar that I saw laying about. THERE REALLY WERE INTESTINES IN THERE.

Thankfully, I made it up to my apartment (in a fucking... I don't even know!) before vomiting.

The end.

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	sugar_cycle 2010-10-03 03:31 am UTC (link)
	We'll imitate Risky Business and it will make the queasiness go away. I'm sure of it. (Okay, I'm lying but at least I don't seem to have any organs lying around the place.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 03:33 am UTC (link)
	.... Yes please? If only to see a pretty girl in her underpants. I'm lewd and unashamed. XD (urrrgh. Never speak of it again.) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sugar_cycle 2010-10-03 03:43 am UTC (link)
	You're shameless and I'm not that kind of girl. <3 I'll be the girl in boxers and a tank top, thankyouverymuch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 03:48 am UTC (link)
	I am shameless and I am that kind of boy so hey. But I'll bring the sunglasses! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sugar_cycle 2010-10-03 04:25 am UTC (link)
	It's on! I hope you have a spare pair because I lost mine while packing and I still haven't found them even though I swear every box is empty in this apartment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-03 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Please, darling, I have many pairs to go with various outfits. Somewhere. I'm still not entirely unpacked because I'm lazy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sugar_cycle 2010-10-03 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're not that lazy if you're willing to Sock Skate (even if it's just to see my panties)! If you need help unpacking, I'd be glad to help. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-04 02:07 am UTC (link)
	PFFF!! It's not work and it's not unpacking so it's lazy. Trust me. I knooow my lazy. I'm SO good at it. That's not necessary, darling. I'll get to it... eventually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sugar_cycle 2010-10-04 04:48 am UTC (link)
	But eventually can come sooner if you let me help! Come on. I promise not to go poking around in your jars. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lettuce_rejoice 2010-10-04 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Oh honey, you can poke around in my anything. Rawer. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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