Xander Harris (thexandman) wrote in paragraffiti, @ 2008-09-22 02:28:00 |
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Would you rather be
A) raped by a monkey.
B) the last person on earth with your eleventh grade english teacher who is of the opposite sex, about ninety years old, and spits when they talk with no other choice than having to do it with them in order to restore humanity.
or
C) married to a demon that slimes all over the place on everything, everyone, and...yeah.
AND THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS, PEOPLE. NONE. STOP MAKING UP ALTERNATE ANSWERS BECAUSE THE ONES THAT ARE THERE SCARE YOU.