Neopolis Says

"Rae" (7:56:16 PM): blah blah blah rape
"Rae" (7:56:21 PM): ... oh wait
"Sarah" (7:56:24 PM): omg
"Sarah" (7:56:25 PM): rae
"Rae" (7:56:27 PM): omg
"Sarah" (7:56:28 PM): i just laughed out loud
"Rae" (7:56:29 PM): D:
"Rae" (7:56:30 PM): WRONG IM

ADDENDUM:

"Rae" (7:57:46 PM): ok i thought i gave context about dick vomit
"Connie" (7:57:56 PM): you did!
"Sarah" (7:57:58 PM): I have watched pornos where that happens
"Rae" (7:58:04 PM): ... lol sarah
"Sarah" (7:58:07 PM): just saying
"Connie" (7:58:08 PM): but at first it was just something about vomiting on the aforementioned dick
"Rae" (7:58:09 PM): this was real life

Regarding Connor trying to get into Queenie's pants:

Connie: do it, connor
Rae: in a way
it is sort of gross
since she is nate
with a vagina
Connie: that is why it makes perfect sense
all of his sublimated lust towards nate
finally manifesting itself

[13:01] the major keys: i feel like neopolis DOES need a few new stds though
[13:01] the major keys: i mean, those bitches are super
[13:01] the major keys: fuck around with chemicals and werewolves and shit
[13:01] the major keys: where are the new stds
[13:02] fry on laurie: let's name them
[13:02] the major keys: oh lawd
[13:02] the major keys: hmmm
[13:02] fry on laurie: nanocrabs
[13:02] the major keys: noiapngioengoien
[13:02] the major keys: i just pictured like
[13:02] the major keys: ROBOT LICE
[13:02] fry on laurie: HAHAHA EXACTLY
[13:02] the major keys: HAHAHAHAHA OMG

[13:04] the major keys: thunderclap
[13:04] fry on laurie: OMG YES
[13:04] the major keys: this is fucking hard
[13:05] the major keys: HAHAHAHA THUNDERCLAP WHAT DOES IT DO
[13:05] fry on laurie: what are the symptoms of thunderclap WHAT ARE THEY
[13:05] the major keys: HURM
[13:06] the major keys: that would just give me images of like
[13:06] the major keys: someone walking around with a rainstorm over their head
[13:06] the major keys: just the one little cloud
[13:06] fry on laurie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[13:06] fry on laurie: thunder rumbles every time they strain to urinate

[13:07] the major keys: omg okay
[13:07] the major keys: we need one more
[13:08] the major keys: nanocrabs, thunderclap, and what else
[13:08] fry on laurie: heropes
[13:08] the major keys: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[13:08] fry on laurie: endemic to the BHH community
[13:09] the major keys: this is why the ele frowns upon hooking up with the bhh
[13:09] the major keys: OH GOD DON'T YOU KNOW YOU COULD GET HEROPES
[13:09] the major keys: IT NEVER GOES AWAY, MAN.
[13:09] fry on laurie: NOPE
[13:10] fry on laurie: heropes may be an urban legend
[13:10] fry on laurie: or it may be why mayor marvelous has to wear a lot of foundation around his mouth in public
[13:10] the major keys: HAHAHAHAHAHEOIGNPEOING DYING DYING

[1:11] Allison: i love that it's an urban legend
[1:11] Allison: and that idk
[1:11] Allison: it should have some sort of patriotic coloring

[23:46] Acidic Adis: I also have a mew.
[23:46] snapesonaplane: i got a crowley
[23:46] snapesonaplane: its purple
[23:46] quickentheheart: omg crowley
[23:46] erica suaveee: no wayyyyyyyyyyy
[23:46] Acidic Adis: tha tpokemon sucks
[23:46] Torirevenge: i like chomies
[23:46] jbiirdy: lol those aren't neopets, silly!
[23:46] fry on laurie: omg crowleys are so hot right now
[23:46] quickentheheart: is the best pokemon
[23:46] Acidic Adis: I have a pikachu
[23:46] faeriexlights: =^_^= SO COOL.
[23:46] Torirevenge: and dung
[23:46] Acidic Adis: pwned you all
[23:46] erica suaveee: ya totally
[23:46] faeriexlights: omg so pwned
[23:46] erica suaveee: i'm hoping to paint my crowley
[23:46] Torirevenge: i have a krawk on pokemaon
[23:46] snapesonaplane: ~\(X_____X)
[23:46] erica suaveee: with a dung paintbrush!!

[23:48] Torirevenge: anyone got myspaces?
[23:48] quickentheheart: zefron is a neopet
[23:48] faeriexlights: hsm is my fav movie evr
[23:48] Acidic Adis: I like your moms vagina hair
[23:48] erica suaveee: noooo
[23:48] erica suaveee: but i have a facespace
[23:48] quickentheheart: facespace is the best
[23:48] snapesonaplane: myspace is so last year
[23:48] jbiirdy: I have a facespace too!
[23:48] quickentheheart: srsly
[23:48] fry on laurie: omg facespace!
[23:48] Acidic Adis: I have a myspace.
[23:48] faeriexlights: ooomg
[23:48] Acidic Adis: /end
[23:48] quickentheheart: crowley is on my top 8
[23:49] erica suaveee: HE ADDED YOU BACK?!?!?!

CONNIE: it wouldn't be greek tragedy with a time-out
CONNIE: although frankly i would love to read one with a time-out in it
SARAH: Connie, once you graduate
CASSIE: LOL
SARAH: your mission is to write me a greek tragedy
SARAH: involving time outs
CONNIE: i will write you one now
CONNIE: CHORUS LEADER: MY GOD, MY GOD!
MADDIE: more like a GEEK tragedy AMIRITE?
CONNIE: I HAVE JUST COME FROM OFF-STAGE
CONNIE: AND THERE HIPPOLYTUS SITS, IN A TIME OUT
MADDIE: LOL
CONNIE: OH CHORUS, LET US SING IN A RHYME ABOUT HOW HE IS IN TIME OUT
MADDIE: LOL THIS IS THE BEST GREEK TRAGEDY EVER
LOUIS: *falls over*
NAT: nnnn connie
NAT: it needs to be apollodorus
CONNIE: it does, i like it
CONNIE: APOLLODORUS HAS ANGERED THE GODS
CONNIE: AND YEA THEY HAVE CURSED HIM WITH THE FEARSOME TIME OUT
CONNIE: SUCH ARE THE FRUITS OF BLASPHEMY
ALLISON: and then, he molted.

(Previously, in rhiatypos / neopolis_says...)

speedforce: jaaane
speedforce: i pooped in earlier
speedforce: ... poppe
iridescent: wefijawepofij
scansion: the costume room?
speedforce: dangiopgeoinge
connie: ........
connie: raven
iridescent: wepofijawefpoijawefpoijw
speedforce: 8|
scansion: IT WASN'T ME
scansion: THERE IS YOUR PROOF.
iridescent: guys i'm crying right now
iridescent: from lol
iridescent: ty

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