Neopolis Says

"Lou" (12:33:51 AM): sarah and rae made me gay

ericasuaveee (1:09:35 AM) has entered the room.
"Lou" (1:09:36 AM): well
"Erica" (1:09:37 AM): lnlkfnas
"Erica" (1:09:39 AM): neo\
Flyspeck 42 (1:09:40 AM): hi ericake :]
"Lou" (1:09:42 AM): by nice
"Erica" (1:09:45 AM): p, o a m sp spprur\
"Janice" (1:09:45 AM): hi erica
"Cassie" (1:09:45 AM): ericaaaa
"Lou" (1:09:47 AM): I mean i was texting them just so that they would not go later
"Erica" (1:09:50 AM): o mam sprr ov atu!!!
Flyspeck 42 (1:09:50 AM): wtf did that say
"Erica" (1:09:52 AM): o
"Lou" (1:09:53 AM): "omg you didn't text me back you hate me baw baw baw"
"Erica" (1:09:54 AM): k, pa apr!\
"Erica" (1:09:57 AM): a aoee
"Kellyann" (1:09:58 AM): lol hi erica
"Lou" (1:09:58 AM): uhm
Flyspeck 42 (1:09:59 AM): omg it's like
"Cassie" (1:10:00 AM): LOL
Flyspeck 42 (1:10:01 AM): another language
"Kati" (1:10:01 AM): erikca
"Kati" (1:10:02 AM): hi
"Lou" (1:10:04 AM): mike
"Erica" (1:10:08 AM): 9KM0W57NJ06V9W8-0W4VHN04R454]
"Lou" (1:10:09 AM): i thin that's russian.
Flyspeck 42 (1:10:10 AM): hahaha
"Lou" (1:10:15 AM): mike
"Erica" (1:10:16 AM): 18JUNH976NV7-W-4N0454]
"Kellyann" (1:10:16 AM): LOL
"Lou" (1:10:20 AM): i think that's a WoW product key
Flyspeck 42 (1:10:21 AM): erica is speaking in hex
"Janice" (1:10:26 AM): lol it's like she's typing product codes
"Kellyann" (1:10:27 AM): LOL
"Lou" (1:10:29 AM): Janice
"Lou" (1:10:32 AM): copy them down
"Lou" (1:10:37 AM): so you can play WoW again
"Kellyann" (1:10:39 AM): i am loling irl
"Kati" (1:10:49 AM): omg vera's voice
"Kati" (1:10:52 AM): is so cute
"Kati" (1:10:58 AM): she is on my tv now
Flyspeck 42 (1:11:02 AM): now imagine her saying
"Erica" (1:11:06 AM): ij'
Flyspeck 42 (1:11:09 AM): OM THE GODDOM NOGHTSHODE
"Lou" (1:11:16 AM): jhhhklhfdkjsasd
"Erica" (1:11:16 AM): gHI!!!
"Kati" (1:11:19 AM): lolol
"Erica" (1:11:20 AM): ITS GISTUGISNTG
"Lou" (1:11:27 AM): IT'S NATHANIEL
"Kellyann" (1:11:27 AM): hi erica
Flyspeck 42 (1:11:30 AM): this is seriously
"Lou" (1:11:32 AM): i think that's what she was trying to say
ericasuaveee (1:11:33 AM) has left the room.

TEASER:

biggame: Yeah I'm gonna go fuck a snowbank. brb.
goldenarrow: Now don't go talking about Jackie like that, man.

One of the most hilarious threads I have ever been involved in.

caninetrips: Okay. So. We can't accept food from Faerie-people. I know that. ...now.

...but can we have sex with Naiads? There isn't, like, some thing right?

biggame: WRAP IT UP NO ONE NEEDS ANY DOGFISH PADDLING AROUND!

suaved: Perhaps it would be guaranteed entrance to NA in a few years.

From here:

"Lou" (12:52:55 AM): (fat naked fag is rich hatch from survivor. i am not that fat.)
"Erica" (12:52:56 AM): i want 15 shots and a dick in my mouth
"Lou" (12:52:58 AM): that was a disclaimer
Flyspeck 42 (12:52:59 AM): omg frosties are so good
"Erica" (12:52:59 AM): JUST IDDIGN!!
"Lou" (12:53:03 AM): me too eria
"Lou" (12:53:04 AM): me too
"Erica" (12:53:06 AM): HAHAAHAAHA

Lou:  Billy Bishop was overcome with emotion ( Read more... )

( lol mike could play like every character in neo )

From here:

Raina: can we make that like
Raina: a neo goal
Raina: get everyone laid before feb
Puja: OMG ANOTHER ONE FOR THE PACT
Maddie: LOL
Nat: AHAHA YES
Allison: i just realized something
Allison: out of all of my characters
Puja: Twitch and Casey are already making the pact
Erica: AHAHA RACE FOR THE NEO VCARDS
Raina: HAHAHAHAHA YES
Maddie: lol no
Raina: sasha is a virgin
Maddie: everyone int he game
Maddie: needs to fuck someone
Allison: OMG NUH UH
Maddie: like virgin or no
Raina: whoever manages to tap that is a champion
Maddie: by february
Nat: surprise, that's the end plot
Erica: sasha is a virgin?!
Erica: LMAO
Raina: yes
Erica: FINAL PLOT
Lou: hahahaha
Maddie: LOL NAT
Allison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Maddie: LOLOL
Erica: NEORGY
Allison: FINAL PLOT: FUCKALL

Louis Hilario: Bride Wars
Louis Hilario: i got dragged to it
Mike: did you get laid afterwards at least
Mike: oh wait
Louis Hilario: that is disgusting

kingthelouiii (11:45:25 PM) has entered the room.
"Lou" (11:45:47 PM): someone in this room will die tonight
"Erica" (11:45:52 PM): hi lou :)
"Puja" (11:45:56 PM): heylo
"Lou" (11:46:04 PM): find out after the break
"Janice" (11:46:06 PM): he lou
kingthelouiii (11:46:06 PM) has left the room.
"Janice" (11:46:09 PM): hey lou
"Erica" (11:46:09 PM): oh
"Janice" (11:46:09 PM): oh
"Erica" (11:46:10 PM): oh ok.
"Janice" (11:46:10 PM): ok
"Cassie" (11:46:11 PM): louis :(
"Cassie" (11:46:13 PM): louis :(

Erica: LICK IT
Lou: IT'S CARPET YOU WEIRD BITCH
Allison: ...
Allison: oh my.
Shawna: hahhahhaaa
Jen: lou loves carpet
Shawna: is the chat about to discuss carpet licking
Shawna: ahh yes.
Allison: goodness gracious
Lou: LOU LOVES CARROT DICK
Jen: LAP IT UP LOU
Allison: there is not enough maddie in chat for this conversation to function properly.
Lou: where is raina

kingthelouiii (8:00:05 PM) has left the room.
Cassie: GET HIM BACK
Cassie: i am fond of the hispanic
Rhia: he's a one trick pony :|
Rhia: and his trick
Rhia: is being hispanic.
kingthelouiii (8:02:08 PM) has entered the room.
Loren: I heard Lou did a lot of tricks.
Loren: If you know what I mean.
Loren: ... oh hi Louis.
Rhia: OHOHOHO
Lou: goddamnit
kingthelouiii (8:02:23 PM) has left the room.

Flyspeck 42 (12:09:51 AM): is loy drunk
Flyspeck 42 (12:09:53 AM): lou
"Lou" (12:10:11 AM): perhgaps

Flyspeck 42 (1:20:24 AM): greek helmet
pujabberwocky (1:20:25 AM): making a let's go fuck other people pact
kingthelouiii (1:20:29 AM): ;adsf
Flyspeck 42 (1:20:31 AM): or whatever that shit is called
sparepunchline (1:20:33 AM): i admit i don't know what greek helmet is
pujabberwocky (1:20:45 AM): I'm assuming it has something to do with balls on head
britboiblue (1:20:47 AM): Neither do I
kingthelouiii (1:21:14 AM): jfads
kingthelouiii (1:21:15 AM): During fellatio, the sac is rest on a woman's face with a testicle on each eye and the shaft rests on the nose, resembling a classic green helmet
quickentheheart (1:21:18 AM): ...
quickentheheart (1:21:21 AM): what the hell
kingthelouiii (1:21:22 AM): i love you urban dictionary
whurrwolves (1:21:24 AM): gross
quickentheheart (1:21:24 AM): i come back to chat
sparepunchline (1:21:31 AM): sghjshsdgadfgsrg
pujabberwocky (1:21:44 AM): klasnd;adasjsd
pujabberwocky (1:21:45 AM): NO
Flyspeck 42 (1:21:46 AM): rob does that shit all the time i bet
whurrwolves (1:21:50 AM): omg
kingthelouiii (1:21:50 AM): oh my god
kingthelouiii (1:21:51 AM): trish
Flyspeck 42 (1:21:52 AM): "I'M LEONIDAS BITCH!"
pujabberwocky (1:21:53 AM): not to Dani
whurrwolves (1:21:54 AM): :\
young hunkules (1:21:55 AM): SAME, JEN. SAME.
sheisafreud (1:21:56 AM): ...
sheisafreud (1:21:59 AM): HAHAHA
kingthelouiii (1:22:03 AM): would like to squeeze rob's balls hard for that
Flyspeck 42 (1:22:05 AM): "TONIGHT YOU DINE ON MY DICK"

[00:54] Erica (2): rbr fone~`~~
[00:54] Lou: ..what
[00:54] Jen: ...
[00:54] Sarah: brb phone
[00:54] Sarah: duh

[01:00] Lou: how old was her brother?
[01:01] Sarah: Her brother was 15
[01:01] Erica (2): okay hold on, i will not tyhpe out all theis bufkcing bolds
[01:01] Lou: er
[01:01] Lou: how old would he be NOW
[01:01] Sarah: he would be a 1st year
[01:01] Sarah: 17
[01:01] Lou: ahhh
[01:01] Erica (2): LIKIE KATRIAN
[01:01] Erica (2): TADA
[01:01] Sarah: yes.
[01:01] Sarah: Like Katrina.
[01:01] Sarah: they dated.
[01:01] Erica (2): ridign dirty
[01:01] Sarah: I am just going to translate for Erica
[01:01] Lou: who's katrina?
[01:01] Erica (2): thank you ksrah.
[01:01] Erica (2): louis, do not even front
[01:01] Sarah: Katrina is Erica's new BHH 1st year girl
[01:02] Sarah: regina's half-sister
[01:02] Erica (2): you kmnow this shit
[01:02] Lou: ohh, okay
[01:02] Sarah: whose app is not done
[01:02] Erica (2): :|||||||
[01:02] Sarah: because erica LOST THE RACE TO ME
[01:02] Erica (2): well.
[01:02] Erica (2): fuck my fucking life
[01:02] Erica (2): i just fuckign lsot the game
[01:02] Lou: heh heh
[01:02] Sarah: you did
[01:02] Erica (2): fuck uck fuk cusdklcna;dklsfn d;fuck this
[01:02] Sarah: you lost hardcore
[01:02] Erica (2): FUCSK YOU
[01:02] Sarah: suckah

[01:05] Sarah: what do you want the text to say
[01:05] Erica (2): ummmmmmmmmmmmmm hold on let em think
[01:05] Erica (2): aka let me take a uqick nap
[01:05] Lou: i want to be on you
[01:05] Sarah: dude
[01:05] Sarah: you can't take a quick nap at 4am
[01:05] Erica (2): :|its 4
[01:05] Lou: that is sleep
[01:05] Sarah: you go to sleep at 4am
[01:06] Sarah: ...did you fall asleep?
[01:06] Erica (2): NPOSTOP
[01:06] Erica (2): :-D
[01:06] Jen: ... npostop?
[01:06] Sarah: "No, stop"
[01:06] Jen: oic.
[01:07] Erica (2): you piece of shtio
[01:07] Sarah: creep creep creep
[01:07] Sarah: I'm going to put up a victory post in my CDJ I think
[01:07] Erica (2): l
[01:07] Sarah: SARAH WINS
[01:07] Erica (2): ;lsd
[01:07] Erica (2): o w;; not congrat;atino you
[01:07] Sarah: Even though last night I totally went to sleep
[01:07] Sarah: That was "I'm not congratulating you," for the curious
[01:08] Erica (2): ong my god srah, you are a ridic transltora
[01:08] Sarah: I know
[01:08] Erica (2): yoyu are better than helen leler'e
[01:08] Sarah: Helen Keller ain't got nothing on me
[01:08] Sarah: Andy Kellar, however
[01:08] Sarah: he has me pwned

[01:09] Sarah: JEN I POSTED MY INTRO POST AT CROSSOVER
[01:09] Jen: YAY!
[01:09] Erica (2): omg
[01:09] Sarah: with my NEW CHARACTER
[01:09] Sarah: and Allen
[01:09] Erica (2): stop glaoting
[01:09] Jen: i need to post mine :(
[01:09] Jen: someday
[01:10] Sarah: no, you just need to go comment on mine
[01:10] Jen: naaaaaah
[01:10] Lou: i was in crossover!!!
[01:10] Jen: ... jk i totally will
[01:10] Sarah: :/
[01:10] Lou: i played jack of fables
[01:10] Jen: shut up lou
[01:10] Sarah: shut up lou
[01:10] Erica (2): ahtu pu luo
[01:10] Lou: close, erica
[01:10] Erica (2): loouis
[01:10] Erica (2): you have sen yu face
[01:10] Erica (2): now imagine it
[01:10] Erica (2): going like this
[01:10] Erica (2): :|
[01:10] Lou: that part should go in neo_says
[01:11] Sarah: Oh, it is
[01:11] Sarah: also, that was "You have seen my face"
[01:11] Jen: HAHAHA
[01:11] Jen: i got that one
[01:11] Lou: it doesn't look azn enough
[01:11] Erica (2): -______________________----

"Lou" (10:05:21 PM): all i do is read comics
"Lou" (10:05:22 PM): so
Flyspeck 42 (10:05:28 PM): and suck dicks
"Luke" (10:05:32 PM): I read comics and play MMOs, so.
"Lou" (10:05:57 PM): what i do in my personal life is none of your business kichael
"Rae" (10:07:06 PM): o i c
"Luke" (10:07:21 PM): Sometimes Lou likes to combine the two.
"Luke" (10:07:30 PM): And then he gets them confused. ...and it's awkward.
Flyspeck 42 (10:07:38 PM): read dicks
Flyspeck 42 (10:07:44 PM): suck comic books
"Lou" (10:07:53 PM): raven
"Luke" (10:07:56 PM): 'This is an awful depiction of Wonder Woman.'
"Luke" (10:08:02 PM): '...that's because it's my cock.'

"Maddie" (3:08:52 PM): tobeski is my life
"Lou" (3:09:00 PM): you know what my life is?
"Cassie" (3:09:06 PM): tony/pony
kingthelouiii (3:09:11 PM) has left the room.

We need a tony/pony tag. Or a Lou leaving chat tag.