Neopolis Says

(12:10:18 AM) Rae: ugh all of my characters
(12:10:21 AM) Rae: need more icon space
(12:10:29 AM) Rae: lance and jillian are both at 100 now
(12:10:42 AM) Rae: connor, alvin, and jack are fine
(12:10:48 AM) Rae: and vera already has a paid account
(12:10:53 AM) Rae: but lance and jillian, they need moar
(12:11:11 AM) Sarah: there are
(12:11:13 AM) Sarah: 3 weeks left
(12:11:14 AM) Sarah: of the game
(12:11:17 AM) Rae: LISTEN
(12:11:20 AM) Rae: I NEED MORE LANCE ICONS

From a swiftly deleted reply to this post, now preserved only in my inbox:

Fact: I once went to a strip club on Christmas eve.











































This is from Sarah, not Amy.

Regarding Trish giving Cole food poisoning...

Marie: wtf where did she get e.coli
Sarah: idk, scifac
i mean
i am sure there are weirder things in jars.
Marie: it just makes it sound like she pooed on the pizza, ngl
Sarah: HAHAHAHA she probably did
Marie: i mean
her catchphrase IS i'll shit on you hos

Flyspeck 42 (5:18:22 AM): your typing is p. good
"Sarah" (5:18:45 AM): I KNOW RIGHT???
"Sarah" (5:18:53 AM): I am erasing a lot
"Sarah" (5:18:54 AM): but still.
"Sarah" (5:19:02 AM): rpp,ate os foam;;ybrb ,why sti[od o

On Lance Crawford as a father:

(11:00:29 PM) Rae: lance would just show up on your date
(11:00:38 PM) Rae: "Don't mind me, I came here to get some food! 8D"
(11:00:46 PM) Rae: "BTW, get your arm away from her chest. :|"
(11:00:49 PM) Rae: "I see it wandering."
(11:00:55 PM) Rae: "I have a sword. :|"
(11:01:14 PM) Rae: :||||| IT'S 10
(11:01:16 PM) Rae: WHERE ARE THEY
(11:01:24 PM) Rae: IN SOME HOT BED OF IMMORALITY NO DOUBT
(11:01:47 PM) Rae: >:O I AM GOING TO GO LOOK FOR THEM
(11:01:54 PM) Rae: "her curfew is 11"
(11:01:57 PM) Rae: >:O SO
(11:02:28 PM) Rae: >:O SHE'S VULNERABLE. SHE'LL PROBABLY BE HIT ON BY SOME LEAGUER. THAT HAS A MOHAWK. NOT IN MY HOUSE.
(11:02:45 PM) Sheena (2): Not only a mohawk. But a tongue piercing.
(11:02:54 PM) Sarah: oh god, lance would not permit that shit
(11:02:55 PM) Rae: omg get out with that nonsense

Sarah: i love you aALL
deathlyhallowed has left the room.

"Rae" (7:56:16 PM): blah blah blah rape
"Rae" (7:56:21 PM): ... oh wait
"Sarah" (7:56:24 PM): omg
"Sarah" (7:56:25 PM): rae
"Rae" (7:56:27 PM): omg
"Sarah" (7:56:28 PM): i just laughed out loud
"Rae" (7:56:29 PM): D:
"Rae" (7:56:30 PM): WRONG IM

ADDENDUM:

"Rae" (7:57:46 PM): ok i thought i gave context about dick vomit
"Connie" (7:57:56 PM): you did!
"Sarah" (7:57:58 PM): I have watched pornos where that happens
"Rae" (7:58:04 PM): ... lol sarah
"Sarah" (7:58:07 PM): just saying
"Connie" (7:58:08 PM): but at first it was just something about vomiting on the aforementioned dick
"Rae" (7:58:09 PM): this was real life

Sarah: the night my friends were watching [nick & norah's infinite playlist] I was like OMG I LOVE AARON YOO
and then "OMG IT'S JONNY B. WRIGHT"
and they were like
"...why do you know so many obscure actors"
Ryan: Haha I get that all the time.
It's worst when I'm like 'I know them from somewhere...'
And then realize it's from the game, and have to figure out some way to have recognized them from elsewhere.
'Oh, right, no, I just know them from... idk, the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants.' >.>
Sarah: hahaha
me: HAHA
omg yes same
everyone is always ridiculously astounded
and it's so embarrassing when I haven't seen any of that actor's movies
just seen them pbed a ton :(
Sarah: YES EXACTLY
you're like, "idk i've never seen anything with them in it"
me: AND THEN THEY THINK YOUR KNOWLEDGE IS LIKE NIGH-MAGICAL
Sarah: that's me with the entire FNL cast
if I ever saw them on the streets i would be like OMG!!
and then, "No, I've never seen any of your work, actually"
Ryan: Hahaha. "I LOVE YOUR WORK IN NEOPOLIS ACADEMY!"
Sarah: "It is a major motion picture that you star in... in my mind."
me: *dies*
Ryan: And then just slowly walk away, grinning.

From the other day:

Sarah: Amy is going to put up a locked post for Rob
Odd, I know
but he seems like the safest bet to her
Mike: oic
does she want to jam

"Sarah" (1:55:21 AM): MICHAEL
Flyspeck 42 (1:55:25 AM): yes
"Sarah" (1:55:27 AM): I was going to have Cole steal Janelle from Lance
"Sarah" (1:55:30 AM): just to piss him off
Flyspeck 42 (1:55:38 AM): oic
"Sarah" (1:55:39 AM): but
"Sarah" (1:55:43 AM): it is not imperitive
Flyspeck 42 (1:55:50 AM): if cole bid rob would stop
"Sarah" (1:55:52 AM): well
Flyspeck 42 (1:55:54 AM): and also be like
Flyspeck 42 (1:55:55 AM): wtf
"Sarah" (1:55:57 AM): he is not going to bed if ROB is going to win him
"Sarah" (1:56:00 AM): her
Flyspeck 42 (1:56:10 AM): icu freudian slip
"Sarah" (1:56:14 AM): hahahahahahahahaha
"Sarah" (1:56:16 AM): I AM TIRED
Flyspeck 42 (1:56:18 AM): he is not going to bed her
"Sarah" (1:56:32 AM): jklsdfajkl;asfd
Flyspeck 42 (1:56:37 AM): if ROB is going to win

[00:54] Erica (2): rbr fone~`~~
[00:54] Lou: ..what
[00:54] Jen: ...
[00:54] Sarah: brb phone
[00:54] Sarah: duh

[01:00] Lou: how old was her brother?
[01:01] Sarah: Her brother was 15
[01:01] Erica (2): okay hold on, i will not tyhpe out all theis bufkcing bolds
[01:01] Lou: er
[01:01] Lou: how old would he be NOW
[01:01] Sarah: he would be a 1st year
[01:01] Sarah: 17
[01:01] Lou: ahhh
[01:01] Erica (2): LIKIE KATRIAN
[01:01] Erica (2): TADA
[01:01] Sarah: yes.
[01:01] Sarah: Like Katrina.
[01:01] Sarah: they dated.
[01:01] Erica (2): ridign dirty
[01:01] Sarah: I am just going to translate for Erica
[01:01] Lou: who's katrina?
[01:01] Erica (2): thank you ksrah.
[01:01] Erica (2): louis, do not even front
[01:01] Sarah: Katrina is Erica's new BHH 1st year girl
[01:02] Sarah: regina's half-sister
[01:02] Erica (2): you kmnow this shit
[01:02] Lou: ohh, okay
[01:02] Sarah: whose app is not done
[01:02] Erica (2): :|||||||
[01:02] Sarah: because erica LOST THE RACE TO ME
[01:02] Erica (2): well.
[01:02] Erica (2): fuck my fucking life
[01:02] Erica (2): i just fuckign lsot the game
[01:02] Lou: heh heh
[01:02] Sarah: you did
[01:02] Erica (2): fuck uck fuk cusdklcna;dklsfn d;fuck this
[01:02] Sarah: you lost hardcore
[01:02] Erica (2): FUCSK YOU
[01:02] Sarah: suckah

[01:05] Sarah: what do you want the text to say
[01:05] Erica (2): ummmmmmmmmmmmmm hold on let em think
[01:05] Erica (2): aka let me take a uqick nap
[01:05] Lou: i want to be on you
[01:05] Sarah: dude
[01:05] Sarah: you can't take a quick nap at 4am
[01:05] Erica (2): :|its 4
[01:05] Lou: that is sleep
[01:05] Sarah: you go to sleep at 4am
[01:06] Sarah: ...did you fall asleep?
[01:06] Erica (2): NPOSTOP
[01:06] Erica (2): :-D
[01:06] Jen: ... npostop?
[01:06] Sarah: "No, stop"
[01:06] Jen: oic.
[01:07] Erica (2): you piece of shtio
[01:07] Sarah: creep creep creep
[01:07] Sarah: I'm going to put up a victory post in my CDJ I think
[01:07] Erica (2): l
[01:07] Sarah: SARAH WINS
[01:07] Erica (2): ;lsd
[01:07] Erica (2): o w;; not congrat;atino you
[01:07] Sarah: Even though last night I totally went to sleep
[01:07] Sarah: That was "I'm not congratulating you," for the curious
[01:08] Erica (2): ong my god srah, you are a ridic transltora
[01:08] Sarah: I know
[01:08] Erica (2): yoyu are better than helen leler'e
[01:08] Sarah: Helen Keller ain't got nothing on me
[01:08] Sarah: Andy Kellar, however
[01:08] Sarah: he has me pwned

[01:09] Sarah: JEN I POSTED MY INTRO POST AT CROSSOVER
[01:09] Jen: YAY!
[01:09] Erica (2): omg
[01:09] Sarah: with my NEW CHARACTER
[01:09] Sarah: and Allen
[01:09] Erica (2): stop glaoting
[01:09] Jen: i need to post mine :(
[01:09] Jen: someday
[01:10] Sarah: no, you just need to go comment on mine
[01:10] Jen: naaaaaah
[01:10] Lou: i was in crossover!!!
[01:10] Jen: ... jk i totally will
[01:10] Sarah: :/
[01:10] Lou: i played jack of fables
[01:10] Jen: shut up lou
[01:10] Sarah: shut up lou
[01:10] Erica (2): ahtu pu luo
[01:10] Lou: close, erica
[01:10] Erica (2): loouis
[01:10] Erica (2): you have sen yu face
[01:10] Erica (2): now imagine it
[01:10] Erica (2): going like this
[01:10] Erica (2): :|
[01:10] Lou: that part should go in neo_says
[01:11] Sarah: Oh, it is
[01:11] Sarah: also, that was "You have seen my face"
[01:11] Jen: HAHAHA
[01:11] Jen: i got that one
[01:11] Lou: it doesn't look azn enough
[01:11] Erica (2): -______________________----

Rian and I discuss (on gchat) the extraordinarily lengthy return time on apps at Neopolis.

Sarah: By the time we reply to people
they have forgotten about any anxiety they ever had
they have forgotten that they app'd at all
Rian: it's like rip van winkle
Sarah: y y y
Rian: they find a reply in their box
twenty years later
and the world has changed around them
Sarah: SURPRISE
WELCOME TO NEOPOLIS
Rian: "what? i own an investment firm now. who are you people."
Sarah: :D WE ARE YOUR WEEKENDS AND EVENINGS
CHEAPER THAN THAT CALL GIRL SERVICE
Rian: "...oh huh. that is economical."

"Janice" (3:10:31 AM): omg Puja are you apping Zac Efron
"Puja" (3:10:34 AM): ....
"Puja" (3:10:35 AM): ....
"Puja" (3:10:40 AM): hopefully
"Sarah" (3:10:41 AM): that means yes
"Janice" (3:10:41 AM): I will jenlee his ass so hard

[from here]

thelastman: I like your mother, Sandals Jolly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[22:43] Emily: SO YOU KNOW THAT PICTURE
[22:44] Emily: where the duck is leading her brood across the grate
[22:44] Emily: and then she turns around
[22:44] Emily: and they're all gone
[22:44] Emily: because the ducklings fell through?
[22:44] Emily: I have been thinking about that a lot lately.
[22:44] Emily: jsyk
[22:44] Emily: poor duckies
[22:44] Ryan: ....
[22:45] Sarah: ...
[22:45] Julie: ...
[22:45] Sarah: what the fuck are you talking about

CONNIE: it wouldn't be greek tragedy with a time-out
CONNIE: although frankly i would love to read one with a time-out in it
SARAH: Connie, once you graduate
CASSIE: LOL
SARAH: your mission is to write me a greek tragedy
SARAH: involving time outs
CONNIE: i will write you one now
CONNIE: CHORUS LEADER: MY GOD, MY GOD!
MADDIE: more like a GEEK tragedy AMIRITE?
CONNIE: I HAVE JUST COME FROM OFF-STAGE
CONNIE: AND THERE HIPPOLYTUS SITS, IN A TIME OUT
MADDIE: LOL
CONNIE: OH CHORUS, LET US SING IN A RHYME ABOUT HOW HE IS IN TIME OUT
MADDIE: LOL THIS IS THE BEST GREEK TRAGEDY EVER
LOUIS: *falls over*
NAT: nnnn connie
NAT: it needs to be apollodorus
CONNIE: it does, i like it
CONNIE: APOLLODORUS HAS ANGERED THE GODS
CONNIE: AND YEA THEY HAVE CURSED HIM WITH THE FEARSOME TIME OUT
CONNIE: SUCH ARE THE FRUITS OF BLASPHEMY
ALLISON: and then, he molted.

[From modchat. And Julie posts from work.]

Sarah: I love this plot.
Julie: metoo :>
Sarah: I AM SO GLAD THAT CIVIL WAR IS FINALLY EXCITED AND DOING STUFF
Sarah: Ricki is going to get shot
Ryan: This plot is okay.
Ryan: I think you guys could have done better, in all honesty.
Ryan: Next time, apply yourselves.
Ryan: Don't half ass it.
Sarah: diaf my group has scandalous confederate (gay!) love affairs and people getting shot
Sarah: also obviously since it is the civil war
Sarah: people are going to want to remove ricki's arm
Sarah: it should be good times all around
Emily: hahahhah
Emily: CIVIL WAR: HOME OF THE AMPUTEE FETISHISTS

[17:44] Sarah: hahahaha I love that I encourage my groups to be so crazy/awesome
[17:44] Sarah: KILL HITLER! GET A GAY CONFEDERATE BOYFRIEND!
[17:44] Loren: omg just wait for the Ragnar/Elwood log
[17:45] Loren: It may or may not end with them in the motorcycle and sidecar.
[17:45] Sarah: hahahahahahadfjlsdajf;lka
[17:45] Loren: Matching helmets optional
[17:45] Loren: But preferred.
[17:45] Sarah: I was like, "...I feel bad giving them a kind of lame plot. BUT THEY CAN MAKE IT EXCITING!"
[17:46] Loren: They are blowing that popsicle stand, Sarah.
[17:46] Loren: Unlike Steve, who will be blowing an invalid.