[13:01] the major keys: i feel like neopolis DOES need a few new stds though [13:01] the major keys: i mean, those bitches are super [13:01] the major keys: fuck around with chemicals and werewolves and shit [13:01] the major keys: where are the new stds [13:02] fry on laurie: let's name them [13:02] the major keys: oh lawd [13:02] the major keys: hmmm [13:02] fry on laurie: nanocrabs [13:02] the major keys: noiapngioengoien [13:02] the major keys: i just pictured like [13:02] the major keys: ROBOT LICE [13:02] fry on laurie: HAHAHA EXACTLY [13:02] the major keys: HAHAHAHAHA OMG
[13:04] the major keys: thunderclap [13:04] fry on laurie: OMG YES [13:04] the major keys: this is fucking hard [13:05] the major keys: HAHAHAHA THUNDERCLAP WHAT DOES IT DO [13:05] fry on laurie: what are the symptoms of thunderclap WHAT ARE THEY [13:05] the major keys: HURM [13:06] the major keys: that would just give me images of like [13:06] the major keys: someone walking around with a rainstorm over their head [13:06] the major keys: just the one little cloud [13:06] fry on laurie: HAHAHAHAHAHA [13:06] fry on laurie: thunder rumbles every time they strain to urinate
[13:07] the major keys: omg okay [13:07] the major keys: we need one more [13:08] the major keys: nanocrabs, thunderclap, and what else [13:08] fry on laurie: heropes [13:08] the major keys: HAHAHAHAHAHA [13:08] fry on laurie: endemic to the BHH community [13:09] the major keys: this is why the ele frowns upon hooking up with the bhh [13:09] the major keys: OH GOD DON'T YOU KNOW YOU COULD GET HEROPES [13:09] the major keys: IT NEVER GOES AWAY, MAN. [13:09] fry on laurie: NOPE [13:10] fry on laurie: heropes may be an urban legend [13:10] fry on laurie: or it may be why mayor marvelous has to wear a lot of foundation around his mouth in public [13:10] the major keys: HAHAHAHAHAHEOIGNPEOING DYING DYING
[1:11] Allison: i love that it's an urban legend [1:11] Allison: and that idk [1:11] Allison: it should have some sort of patriotic coloring