Neopolis Says

( so mike discovered that there were not-us people in ~neopolis~ chat. this was not ok )

Me: Dude, I was obsessed with Michael Jackson when I was a little girl.
Maddie: Well, Michael Jackson would have been obsessed with you when you were a little girl.
Me: ....
Maddie: BOOM!

"Lou" (12:33:51 AM): sarah and rae made me gay

Julie: MADDIE I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON
I THINK I NEED TO POST THIS TO NEO_SAYS
in chrome, i still see the gothic knots [as odd's background image]
and you and marie both see them in firefox
BUT IN MY FIREFOX
I FUCKING SEE THIS:
http://i48.tinypic.com/2nhdhtu.png
Maddie: ok i havent clicked yet but i am so excited
[...]
omg
omg omg
omg it's like
the best day of my life
Julie: WHAT IS HAPPENINNNNNNNNNNNNNG
I AM IN HYSTERICS
Maddie: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

snapesonaplane: hi peole i need an opinion
snapesonaplane: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/icondilemma/17139.html
snapesonaplane: at the bottom are a repeat of the top 15 icons
snapesonaplane: do the bottom ones or the top ones look better?
inthepantomime: top
younghunkules has joined this chat.
flyspeck42: sup shawna
whurrwolves: i like bottom personally
younghunkules: disclaimer: i have been drinking
whurrwolves: mmmmm
snapesonaplane: the top look washed out to me
younghunkules: i like bottom, too
3:05 AM
whurrwolves: LOL
snapesonaplane: LOL
flyspeck42: disclaimer: awesome
younghunkules: but i'm not against top.
younghunkules: ugh but it was so sucky, guys.
younghunkules: i went to a gun range and it blew. i hate guns.
younghunkules: that was my evening.
whurrwolves: aww
snapesonaplane: aw
Kathleen McCauley: omg i didnt see kati's link
Kathleen McCauley: i was like WOW OK
Kathleen McCauley: YOU LIKE TOP AND BOTTOM
Kathleen McCauley: THIS IS UNUUSALLY FORWARD OF YOU
younghunkules: oh we were talking about links?
snapesonaplane: http://asylums.insanejournal.com/icondilemma/17139.html
Kathleen McCauley: AHAHAHAAHAHAHA
whurrwolves: lol yeah
snapesonaplane: the top set or bottom set
snapesonaplane: LOL
snapesonaplane: LOLOL
Kathleen McCauley: AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Kathleen McCauley: LOL IRL
inthepantomime has left this chat.
snapesonaplane: lol forever

Hannah (12:35:00 AM): mmmmm
Hannah (12:35:06 AM): i has rotini
Mike (12:35:08 AM): whatcha saaaayyyyy
Hannah (12:35:16 AM): that you only meant well
Jen (12:35:23 AM): why
inthepantomime (12:35:48 AM): WHAT DID U SAYYYYYY
Jen (12:36:07 AM): :|
inthepantomime (12:36:18 AM): ilu jeffiner
Hannah (12:36:24 AM): whats wrong jen
Jen (12:36:42 AM): i'll tell you what's wrong
Jen (12:36:49 AM): the roof caved in and the truth came out and i just didn't know what to do

From here. This is basically the best HAGS note a person could ever receive:

Wherever your unholy paws may tread, where your soulless eyes seek out prey, know that the unsettling sensation that raises the hackles on your fur-lined neck is the ever-watchful gaze of the Shadow Samurai. I am always watching. Never forget.

Have a good break.

Yoshimi Kagemusha

inthepantomime: oh i have world cocks on my ipod

"Rae" (8:46:26 PM): that is the first pic that comes up
"Rae" (8:46:29 PM): when i FUCK YOU

[From here.]

strongarm: Just saying, probably ain't the best idea to give an attitude to a guy owns as many guns as me.
wrenchie: Oh my gosh when are you going to stop pretending like you would ever even shoot me we're best friends Dan Jesus Christmas.

flyspeck42: w/e mom
flyspeck42: get off my nuts
inthepantomime: no
Kathleen McCauley: ok oedipus
inthepantomime: i love your nuts
inthepantomime: your PEANUS
inthepantomime: ...PEANUTS

me: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT TO ME?
kati: because i'm SHITTIN' ON YOU, HO!!!!!!

later

kati: well i'll just take a shit on your pillow, and then convince you you did it.

umbras: Home. There were several severed limbs in our dining room.
delphian: Jesus. Do you need a hand?

ericasuaveee (6:20:00 PM): oh hleoe.
whurrwolves (6:20:01 PM): HEI HERCAI
omgpandaftw (6:20:03 PM): hi erica!
whurrwolves (6:20:04 PM): HEY ERICA
jbiirdy (6:20:06 PM): hi erica
ericasuaveee (6:20:07 PM): do i nee dto perterpac tmy self>>
dazzlingsongbird (6:20:11 PM): HI ERICA
whurrwolves (6:20:15 PM): <3 erfa
ericasuaveee (6:20:23 PM): hi~!
ericasuaveee (6:20:24 PM): i sadio
dazzlingsongbird (6:20:24 PM): ahaha omg drunk erica part 2?
ericasuaveee (6:20:25 PM): ericasuaveee (4:18:46 AM): oh hello.
ericasuaveee (4:18:54 AM): idk how i was aboe lt oe function and tpe earlir tonight.
ericasuaveee (4:18:57 AM): exper me.
omgpandaftw (6:20:50 PM): lol
jbiirdy (6:21:04 PM): lol earlier tonight you were amazing
ericasuaveee (6:21:08 PM): i'm ont durnk!
ericasuaveee (6:21:15 PM): hi pjanicK!
dazzlingsongbird (6:21:19 PM): are you high?
omgpandaftw (6:21:21 PM): lol
ericasuaveee (6:21:23 PM): someitme... i want to plkay Nan ASI!N!!!
ericasuaveee (6:21:29 PM): and they will beasian
ericasuaveee (6:21:36 PM): og diverystiy.!'
jbiirdy (6:21:42 PM): LOL ERICA
ericasuaveee (6:21:47 PM): ok. this it too mkusjc. why am i here?!?!?!
ericasuaveee (6:21:51 PM): is theris real flie?!?! heheheheeheheheehh
dazzlingsongbird (6:21:53 PM): okay i got that she wants to play a lesbian
jbiirdy (6:22:08 PM): i think she wants to play an asian lesbian
dazzlingsongbird (6:22:16 PM): ooooh
omgpandaftw (6:22:16 PM): yeah
dazzlingsongbird (6:22:19 PM): for diversity
ericasuaveee (6:22:19 PM): LOL U GUYS SUCK
ericasuaveee (6:22:33 PM): hwere is luou?
ericasuaveee (6:22:35 PM): ad/or sarah
dazzlingsongbird (6:22:42 PM): loou is hitting a boy
ericasuaveee (6:22:45 PM): i cna type cohernetly if i watn to :|
dazzlingsongbird (6:22:46 PM): ... hitting on
ericasuaveee (6:22:47 PM): pomg erlaly!?!?!??!?!?!
jbiirdy (6:22:50 PM): i guess we're not doing it for erica
ericasuaveee (6:22:50 PM): omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ericasuaveee (6:22:53 PM): O
ericasuaveee (6:22:53 PM): M
ericasuaveee (6:22:54 PM): GF
dazzlingsongbird (6:22:55 PM): oh well he should be
dazzlingsongbird (6:23:02 PM): i gave him instructions
ericasuaveee (6:23:05 PM): GE TI HILARIOSU AM I RHGIT?!?!?!?!??!!?!??
ericasuaveee (6:23:21 PM): ok welllll i ca only hyave freedom momentaril~
ericasuaveee (6:23:35 PM): so i wll talk tot u gys later!!!! sorry im a tfail at neopollyhcaspe. this s my ofifical pology!'
ericasuaveee (6:23:36 PM): epace
ericasuaveee (6:23:40 PM) has left the room.

achr0i: lookt at that n tupos

ericasuaveee (1:09:35 AM) has entered the room.
"Lou" (1:09:36 AM): well
"Erica" (1:09:37 AM): lnlkfnas
"Erica" (1:09:39 AM): neo\
Flyspeck 42 (1:09:40 AM): hi ericake :]
"Lou" (1:09:42 AM): by nice
"Erica" (1:09:45 AM): p, o a m sp spprur\
"Janice" (1:09:45 AM): hi erica
"Cassie" (1:09:45 AM): ericaaaa
"Lou" (1:09:47 AM): I mean i was texting them just so that they would not go later
"Erica" (1:09:50 AM): o mam sprr ov atu!!!
Flyspeck 42 (1:09:50 AM): wtf did that say
"Erica" (1:09:52 AM): o
"Lou" (1:09:53 AM): "omg you didn't text me back you hate me baw baw baw"
"Erica" (1:09:54 AM): k, pa apr!\
"Erica" (1:09:57 AM): a aoee
"Kellyann" (1:09:58 AM): lol hi erica
"Lou" (1:09:58 AM): uhm
Flyspeck 42 (1:09:59 AM): omg it's like
"Cassie" (1:10:00 AM): LOL
Flyspeck 42 (1:10:01 AM): another language
"Kati" (1:10:01 AM): erikca
"Kati" (1:10:02 AM): hi
"Lou" (1:10:04 AM): mike
"Erica" (1:10:08 AM): 9KM0W57NJ06V9W8-0W4VHN04R454]
"Lou" (1:10:09 AM): i thin that's russian.
Flyspeck 42 (1:10:10 AM): hahaha
"Lou" (1:10:15 AM): mike
"Erica" (1:10:16 AM): 18JUNH976NV7-W-4N0454]
"Kellyann" (1:10:16 AM): LOL
"Lou" (1:10:20 AM): i think that's a WoW product key
Flyspeck 42 (1:10:21 AM): erica is speaking in hex
"Janice" (1:10:26 AM): lol it's like she's typing product codes
"Kellyann" (1:10:27 AM): LOL
"Lou" (1:10:29 AM): Janice
"Lou" (1:10:32 AM): copy them down
"Lou" (1:10:37 AM): so you can play WoW again
"Kellyann" (1:10:39 AM): i am loling irl
"Kati" (1:10:49 AM): omg vera's voice
"Kati" (1:10:52 AM): is so cute
"Kati" (1:10:58 AM): she is on my tv now
Flyspeck 42 (1:11:02 AM): now imagine her saying
"Erica" (1:11:06 AM): ij'
Flyspeck 42 (1:11:09 AM): OM THE GODDOM NOGHTSHODE
"Lou" (1:11:16 AM): jhhhklhfdkjsasd
"Erica" (1:11:16 AM): gHI!!!
"Kati" (1:11:19 AM): lolol
"Erica" (1:11:20 AM): ITS GISTUGISNTG
"Lou" (1:11:27 AM): IT'S NATHANIEL
"Kellyann" (1:11:27 AM): hi erica
Flyspeck 42 (1:11:30 AM): this is seriously
"Lou" (1:11:32 AM): i think that's what she was trying to say
ericasuaveee (1:11:33 AM) has left the room.

[From here.]

serendipitously Yo, I am about to fuck this nigga up, f'real.
voodoo_q for shiz