Neopolis Says

From here.

( lol mike could play like every character in neo )

Raina: can we make that like
Raina: a neo goal
Raina: get everyone laid before feb
Puja: OMG ANOTHER ONE FOR THE PACT
Maddie: LOL
Nat: AHAHA YES
Allison: i just realized something
Allison: out of all of my characters
Puja: Twitch and Casey are already making the pact
Erica: AHAHA RACE FOR THE NEO VCARDS
Raina: HAHAHAHAHA YES
Maddie: lol no
Raina: sasha is a virgin
Maddie: everyone int he game
Maddie: needs to fuck someone
Allison: OMG NUH UH
Maddie: like virgin or no
Raina: whoever manages to tap that is a champion
Maddie: by february
Nat: surprise, that's the end plot
Erica: sasha is a virgin?!
Erica: LMAO
Raina: yes
Erica: FINAL PLOT
Lou: hahahaha
Maddie: LOL NAT
Allison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Maddie: LOLOL
Erica: NEORGY
Allison: FINAL PLOT: FUCKALL

vraiment: It's a rather disgusting situation, Miss Ellie, but I do hope that I haven't revealed too much.

youslayme: Oh it's totally okay, William!! Everybody poops!!! :)

(14:12:22) Allison has entered the room.
Allison (14:12:39): ... i should have known you were wee, neochat at 3pm est
Allison (14:12:58): coming in here is like coming into an empty swimming pool and asking who peed :-(
Allison (14:13:19): now that i've left the verbal equivalent of pee in the chat room, i'll float off.
(14:13:22) Allison has left the room.

Sheena: what is your domme name, cassie?
Allison: i bet it's madame von toppenstein
Cassie: LOL
Mike: allison
Allison: but in the heat of the moment
Allison: you call her mother.

Erica: LICK IT
Lou: IT'S CARPET YOU WEIRD BITCH
Allison: ...
Allison: oh my.
Shawna: hahhahhaaa
Jen: lou loves carpet
Shawna: is the chat about to discuss carpet licking
Shawna: ahh yes.
Allison: goodness gracious
Lou: LOU LOVES CARROT DICK
Jen: LAP IT UP LOU
Allison: there is not enough maddie in chat for this conversation to function properly.
Lou: where is raina

[from this post]

eyesight: Great! Thank you for being the best partner, Leo! ◕‿◕

shuttlediplomat: awpeofijawefopij What is that

[...]

It's cool! Really. Um What is that What is that Non-sequitur, but what is that that is a what very interesting emoticon there. I know it's weird for me to ask, but WHAT THE FUCK IS I I've never seen it before.

[22:24] Luke: He will sleep on the floor, he's a gentleman.
[22:24] Allison: also, scholar
[22:24] Rae: She has a futon in her room.
[22:24] Rae: So no floor for him.
[22:24] Luke: Yes. ...which of course means that should Vera feel herself overcome with the urge to ravage Godfrey during the night, he will be gentle. And he will teach her.
[22:25] Rae: wat

"Rae" (12:45:16 AM): louis
"Rae" (12:45:22 AM): i don't know about you sometimes
"Rae" (12:45:24 AM): that is all
"Lou" (12:45:26 AM): what?
"Rae" (12:45:30 AM): i don't know
"Lou" (12:45:31 AM): man
"Lou" (12:45:32 AM): whatever
"Erica (2)" (12:45:34 AM): iawtc :|
"Lou" (12:45:35 AM): fuck all y'all
"Rae" (12:45:37 AM): i felt like that was the appropriate thing to say
"Lou" (12:45:39 AM): !!!
kingthelouiii (12:45:40 AM) has left the room.
"Rae" (12:45:43 AM): are you -- yep.
"Erica (2)" (12:45:46 AM): ahahahahhaahaaa
"Rae" (12:45:52 AM): i was about to ask if he was going to leave.
"Maddie" (12:45:57 AM): lololol
"Erica (2)" (12:45:58 AM): he's v immature about that
Flyspeck 42 (12:45:59 AM): drama llama
"Rae" (12:46:07 AM): someone tell him to get back in here
"Cassie" (12:46:17 AM): at least it wasn't tony/pony this time
"Erica (2)" (12:46:19 AM): so we can make fun of him more?
"Rae" (12:46:25 AM): yes, erica.
"Erica (2)" (12:46:28 AM): i'm on it
Flyspeck 42 (12:46:28 AM): as soon as he joins i'm just going to say
Flyspeck 42 (12:46:30 AM): "tony/pony"
"Rae" (12:46:32 AM): i am going to make a tony/pony icon
"Allison" (12:46:34 AM): oijdiofjewa
"Erica (2)" (12:46:39 AM): do it
"Erica (2)" (12:46:41 AM): i support this
"Cassie" (12:46:42 AM): everyone should make them defaults
Flyspeck 42 (12:46:45 AM): lol
"Erica (2)" (12:46:45 AM): yes
"Rae" (12:46:45 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
"Erica (2)" (12:46:47 AM): omg.
"Rae" (12:46:54 AM): he would stab us all
kingthelouiii (12:46:57 AM) has entered the room.
Flyspeck 42 (12:46:58 AM): my display name will be "a match made in heaven"
Flyspeck 42 (12:46:59 AM): hey lou
"Allison" (12:47:01 AM): iojwefpoij i don't want to internet die ok
"Lou" (12:47:02 AM): hello
Flyspeck 42 (12:47:03 AM): tony/pony.
"Erica (2)" (12:47:03 AM): sldkfnalwkfnew
"Lou" (12:47:05 AM): ...
"Erica (2)" (12:47:07 AM): what was that, mike?
"Erica (2)" (12:47:08 AM): one more time
kingthelouiii (12:47:09 AM) has left the room.
"Erica (2)" (12:47:10 AM): couldn't hear you
Flyspeck 42 (12:47:12 AM): hahaha
"Erica (2)" (12:47:12 AM): HHAHAKNWECds
"Rae" (12:47:13 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Erica (2)" (12:47:28 AM): good work team

[13:01] the major keys: i feel like neopolis DOES need a few new stds though
[13:01] the major keys: i mean, those bitches are super
[13:01] the major keys: fuck around with chemicals and werewolves and shit
[13:01] the major keys: where are the new stds
[13:02] fry on laurie: let's name them
[13:02] the major keys: oh lawd
[13:02] the major keys: hmmm
[13:02] fry on laurie: nanocrabs
[13:02] the major keys: noiapngioengoien
[13:02] the major keys: i just pictured like
[13:02] the major keys: ROBOT LICE
[13:02] fry on laurie: HAHAHA EXACTLY
[13:02] the major keys: HAHAHAHAHA OMG

[13:04] the major keys: thunderclap
[13:04] fry on laurie: OMG YES
[13:04] the major keys: this is fucking hard
[13:05] the major keys: HAHAHAHA THUNDERCLAP WHAT DOES IT DO
[13:05] fry on laurie: what are the symptoms of thunderclap WHAT ARE THEY
[13:05] the major keys: HURM
[13:06] the major keys: that would just give me images of like
[13:06] the major keys: someone walking around with a rainstorm over their head
[13:06] the major keys: just the one little cloud
[13:06] fry on laurie: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[13:06] fry on laurie: thunder rumbles every time they strain to urinate

[13:07] the major keys: omg okay
[13:07] the major keys: we need one more
[13:08] the major keys: nanocrabs, thunderclap, and what else
[13:08] fry on laurie: heropes
[13:08] the major keys: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[13:08] fry on laurie: endemic to the BHH community
[13:09] the major keys: this is why the ele frowns upon hooking up with the bhh
[13:09] the major keys: OH GOD DON'T YOU KNOW YOU COULD GET HEROPES
[13:09] the major keys: IT NEVER GOES AWAY, MAN.
[13:09] fry on laurie: NOPE
[13:10] fry on laurie: heropes may be an urban legend
[13:10] fry on laurie: or it may be why mayor marvelous has to wear a lot of foundation around his mouth in public
[13:10] the major keys: HAHAHAHAHAHEOIGNPEOING DYING DYING

[1:11] Allison: i love that it's an urban legend
[1:11] Allison: and that idk
[1:11] Allison: it should have some sort of patriotic coloring

CONNIE: it wouldn't be greek tragedy with a time-out
CONNIE: although frankly i would love to read one with a time-out in it
SARAH: Connie, once you graduate
CASSIE: LOL
SARAH: your mission is to write me a greek tragedy
SARAH: involving time outs
CONNIE: i will write you one now
CONNIE: CHORUS LEADER: MY GOD, MY GOD!
MADDIE: more like a GEEK tragedy AMIRITE?
CONNIE: I HAVE JUST COME FROM OFF-STAGE
CONNIE: AND THERE HIPPOLYTUS SITS, IN A TIME OUT
MADDIE: LOL
CONNIE: OH CHORUS, LET US SING IN A RHYME ABOUT HOW HE IS IN TIME OUT
MADDIE: LOL THIS IS THE BEST GREEK TRAGEDY EVER
LOUIS: *falls over*
NAT: nnnn connie
NAT: it needs to be apollodorus
CONNIE: it does, i like it
CONNIE: APOLLODORUS HAS ANGERED THE GODS
CONNIE: AND YEA THEY HAVE CURSED HIM WITH THE FEARSOME TIME OUT
CONNIE: SUCH ARE THE FRUITS OF BLASPHEMY
ALLISON: and then, he molted.

(Previously, in rhiatypos / neopolis_says...)

speedforce: jaaane
speedforce: i pooped in earlier
speedforce: ... poppe
iridescent: wefijawepofij
scansion: the costume room?
speedforce: dangiopgeoinge
connie: ........
connie: raven
iridescent: wepofijawefpoijawefpoijw
speedforce: 8|
scansion: IT WASN'T ME
scansion: THERE IS YOUR PROOF.
iridescent: guys i'm crying right now
iridescent: from lol
iridescent: ty

There is so much in his post that i wasnt to N_S, but this one will do. For now.

It's how the Third Reich gets you! Handy one minute, handsy the next.

Absolutely everything Will Harrod says cracks my shit up, but I read this and could not stop laughing. TY FOR THE GOODTIMES, ALLISON! (From here!)

vraiment: KEEP YOUR PANTIES IN THE UPRIGHT AND LOCKED POSITION!!!

"Sarah" (2:57:19 AM): can you imagine if we'd kept Colby in Japan and Ryland in Rome?
"Sarah" (2:57:24 AM): I'm so glad we switched them
"Lou" (2:57:25 AM): oh dearest me
"Allison" (2:57:28 AM): awefoijawefopij oh jesus
"Sarah" (2:57:29 AM): Good thinking on Ryan's part
"Sarah" (2:57:42 AM): Talk about power struggle
"Jane" (2:57:42 AM): They would have already taken over Rome
"Lou" (2:57:47 AM): Yesterday
"Jane" (2:57:48 AM): and Nate would already have stabbed him
"Sarah" (2:57:50 AM): hahahahaha
"Sarah" (2:57:52 AM): yes
"Jane" (2:57:53 AM): and Brutus would be like "hmmm ideas!"
Flyspeck 42 (2:57:57 AM): et tu nate?
"Sarah" (2:58:00 AM): and everyone in Japan would be dead
"Jane" (2:58:04 AM): "It's... NATHANIEL."

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