Multiple Fandom Fanfiction Asylum.

Fancy.

By: Lopaka Tanu

Disclaimer: I do not own Kindred: The Embraced or Magnificent 7.

Summary: Chris Larabee wasn't always a hard assed Marshall.

Warning: Language, Violence, Sexual Situations, Blood, Slash and Het Content.
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See AU post for more information.

United States Marshalls: Special Interest Division.

By: Lopaka Tanu

Disclaimer: I do not own Magnificent 7, World of Darkness, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Kindred: The Embraced, or Wolf Lake.

Status: AU - Open.

Terms: Write within established cannon for the characters' back ground, anything else is acceptable.

Warnings: Violence, Language, Character Deaths, Male Pregnancy, Infestation, Blood, Graphic Descriptions, Sexual Situations, New Terms.

Fandom: Magnificent X-over with World of Darkness, Buffy:TVS, Kindred:TE, and Wolf Lake.

Archive: Just ask: lopaka_tanu AT yahoo.com

Rating: FRM

Beta: Author.

Pairings: Dependant upon the story.

Established Slash Pairing(s): Chris/Vin Chris/Ezra - Vin/Ezra - JD/Lindsey.

Established Het Pairing: Josiah/Lilly.
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In the Beginning.

By: Lopaka Tanu

Disclaimer: I do not own Magnificent 7, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, World of Darkness, Kindred: the Embraced, or Wolf Lake.

Warning: AU Information.

Summary: Before Man, there were the Gods of Old.
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U.S. Marshalls: Case Files

By: Lopaka Tanu

Disclaimer: I do not own Magnificent 7, World of Darkness, Kindred: The Embraced, Wolf Lake, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Warning: AU Information. Ezra's POV.

Summary: From the case files of Ezra Standish.
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United States Federal Marshals: Follow-up Case File.

By: Lopaka Tanu

Disclaimer: I do not own Kindred: The Embraced, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, World of Darkness, Magnificent Seven, or Wolf Lake.

Warning: AU Information. Vin's POV.

Summary: Information file for dealing with Humans for the USM: SID.
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High Council Missives.

By: Lopaka Tanu

Disclaimer: I do not own Kindred: The Embraced, World of Darkness, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Magnificent 7.

Warning: AU Information.

Summary: The official recordings of the High Council.
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Big! Bad! Gay!

By: Lopaka Tanu.

For: Genie

Warning: Sexual situations, Violence, Language.

Spoiler: First Date Season 7

Pairing: Xander/Spike ~ Cash/Frank

Rating/Category: Adult Slash

Series/Sequel: None

Disclaimer: I do not own either K:TE or B:TVS.

Summary: Xander really should learn to just shut up.

Authur's Note: My word, I never thought I would have to ever add this to a story, but here is an extra warning to the stupid in the crowd. This story is humorous, it plays upon sterotypes to become so. If you find yourself offended by such things as PMS Jokes, Gay Sterotypes, Wimpy!Xander, and Evil!Willow, go away. This story is not for you. If all you are going to do is bitch about how my story pokes fun at biological functions, go away you sad little person. That is all, the arther has mispoken!
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Title: “The Way to a Tea-Girl’s Heart”
Rating: PG for Language
Fandom: Torchwood/Buffy
Warnings: Set during. Season Two of Torchwood sometime pre-Exit Wounds. Season Eight Buffy Comics will be ignored in this fic universe as they enrage both the creator of this fic verse and the author of this fic!
Summary: Second in the Torchwood Council Series. Owen shows his softer side.
Disclaimer: I own neither Torchwood, nor Buffy The Vampire Slayer. No Copyright Infringement is intended. No money is being made off this story, nor will it be made off this story with my knowledge. Made for fun only. Please don’t sue me. The idea and premise behind The Torchwood Council Universe belongs to i_want_2 who graciously challenged me to play in her sandbox.

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Title: The Maltese Pterodactyl.
Author: Lopaka Tanu
Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood or Buffy.
Characters: Ianto, Owen, Jack.
Words: 2245
Prompt: Torchwood Crossover of Buffy/Angel
Fandom: Torchwood/Buffy
Pairing: Ianto/Owen
Rating: Teen
Warnings: Language, Innuendo, Over Acting.
Summary: Working for Torchwood Council is the stuff dreams are made of.
Author's Note: Barest hint of a crossover.
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Written Upon the Sands of Time.
By: Lopaka Tanu
Fandom: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer/Dune.
Pairing: Xander/Angel, mentions of Paul/Duncan - Paul/Otheym.
Rating: Adult Slash.
Archive: Yes, just tell me.
Warnings: Violence, Language, Character Death, Sexual Content.
Disclaimer: I do not own either Buffy: The Vampire Slayer or Dune.
Summary: After Halloween, Xander feels like he is losing his mind. When deaths of mysterious origins happen, will he remember what is so familiar about them in time to save those close to him?

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Written Upon the Sands of Time.
By: Lopaka Tanu
Fandom: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer/Dune.
Pairing: Xander/Angel, mentions of Paul/Duncan - Paul/Otheym.
Rating: Adult Slash.
Archive: Yes, just tell me.
Warnings: Violence, Language, Character Death, Sexual Content.
Disclaimer: I do not own either Buffy: The Vampire Slayer or Dune.
Summary: After Halloween, Xander feels like he is losing his mind. When deaths of mysterious origins happen, will he remember what is so familiar about them in time to save those close to him?

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Written Upon the Sands of Time.
By: Lopaka Tanu
Fandom: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer/Dune.
Pairing: Xander/Angel, mentions of Paul/Duncan - Paul/Otheym.
Rating: Adult Slash.
Archive: Yes, just tell me.
Warnings: Violence, Language, Character Death, Sexual Content.
Disclaimer: I do not own either Buffy: The Vampire Slayer or Dune.
Summary: After Halloween, Xander feels like he is losing his mind. When deaths of mysterious origins happen, will he remember what is so familiar about them in time to save those close to him?

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Written Upon the Sands of Time.
By: Lopaka Tanu
Fandom: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer/Dune.
Pairing: Xander/Angel, mentions of Paul/Duncan - Paul/Otheym.
Rating: Adult Slash.
Archive: Yes, just tell me.
Warnings: Violence, Language, Character Death, Sexual Content.
Disclaimer: I do not own either Buffy: The Vampire Slayer or Dune.
Summary: After Halloween, Xander feels like he is losing his mind. When deaths of mysterious origins happen, will he remember what is so familiar about them in time to save those close to him?

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Written Upon the Sands of Time.
By: Lopaka Tanu
Fandom: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer/Dune.
Pairing: Xander/Angel, mentions of Paul/Duncan - Paul/Otheym.
Rating: Adult Slash.
Archive: Yes, just tell me.
Warnings: Violence, Language, Character Death, Sexual Content.
Disclaimer: I do not own either Buffy: The Vampire Slayer or Dune.
Summary: After Halloween, Xander feels like he is losing his mind. When deaths of mysterious origins happen, will he remember what is so familiar about them in time to save those close to him?

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Written Upon the Sands of Time.
By: Lopaka Tanu
Fandom: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer/Dune.
Pairing: Xander/Angel, mentions of Paul/Duncan - Paul/Otheym.
Rating: Adult Slash.
Archive: Yes, just tell me.
Warnings: Violence, Language, Character Death, Sexual Content.
Disclaimer: I do not own either Buffy: The Vampire Slayer or Dune.
Summary: After Halloween, Xander feels like he is losing his mind. When deaths of mysterious origins happen, will he remember what is so familiar about them in time to save those close to him?

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Written Upon the Sands of Time.
By: Lopaka Tanu
Fandom: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer/Dune.
Pairing: Xander/Angel, mentions of Paul/Duncan - Paul/Otheym.
Rating: Adult Slash.
Archive: Yes, just tell me.
Warning: Violence, Language, Character Death, Sexual Content.
Disclaimer: I do not own either Buffy: The Vampire Slayer or Dune.
Summary: After Halloween, Xander feels like he is losing his mind. When deaths of mysterious origins happen, will he remember what is so familiar about them in time to save those close to him?

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Written Upon the Sands of Time.
By: Lopaka Tanu
Fandom: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer/Dune.
Pairing: Xander/Angel, mentions of Paul/Duncan - Paul/Otheym.
Rating: Adult Slash.
Archive: Yes, just tell me.
Warnings: Violence, Language, Character Death, Sexual Content.
Disclaimer: I do not own either Buffy: The Vampire Slayer or Dune.
Summary: After Halloween, Xander feels like he is losing his mind. When deaths of mysterious origins happen, will he remember what is so familiar about them in time to save those close to him?

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Well, ladies and germs, here as promised, are your entries. Don't let them fool you, these people worked long and hard on them. Some of them took fifteen minutes to write. It's not all we hoped for, but then again you're no prize winners yourselves. *Bada-dum-dump* Ho, tough crowd! Hey, sir, if you're gonna throw fruit, start with your son! No respect at all these days. I tell you, I've seen a livelier crowd in morgues. But you're not all bad, there's a lady in the front row who's still got two days left in her 'sell by' date. Then again, with a face like that, who'd know?

All kidding aside, we're here to judge something other than my hackneyed jokes. We asked you to post them, and you responded. So, without further adieu, here they are!



( First Time: To Love A Human )
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( First Time: Kissed )
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( First Time: Sexually Harassed (And Liked It) )
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( First Time: Close Encounter )
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( First Time: Alien Sponge Cake )
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( First Time: Lesbian Experience )

Now, time to vote. To vote, simply reply to this post with your top two selections. All votes will be screened for impartiality. At the end of Friday PST., the challenge response with the most votes will be declared the winner.

Thank you, and good luck to all our participants!