[Though he’s incredibly peeved, having it all and then subjected to this treatment, this mage will remain relatively calm despite the circumstances. Whoever is behind this will pay dearly. In order to exact revenge appropriately, it would be best to assess the situation. This is the only thing that compels him to speak amongst you commoners. Yes. Commoners.]

While I feel that a mistake has been made, given the circumstances this claim has probably been repeated by those who have preceded me. Do tell, for those of you who are able, what is to be expected now that I am here? And who are all of you?

[ooc: Don’t be fooled by his softly spoken words. Or do, it’s up to you. Know that he lies, lies, lies.]

So those tacky little air freshener things were the cause yesterday?

[Oh he knew, but he's playing dumb.]

Woooow.~  So lame! It was a pretty good prank, I'll give 'em that. But couldn't they have used something more interesting? Or something more fashionable? Just looking at them was painful! I thought my dignity as a Hitachiin was in question!~

Next time? Leave it to the pros. Thanks!

...and I'm going to assume that a wolf running off with the ball is a home run! Wow, no one is seeing that ball again anytime soon.

Uh, okay, then that means the Flying Knights win, with a narrow but rousing victory of 12 to 11! We saw a lot of amazing work out there today, you guys, from EVE's meteoric home run in the third to Suzaku's wall-dashing spin-catch at the top of the eighth! And just think -- next time Ryu will know what direction to run in, so we can expect even better things.

Anyway! Everyone give our players a round of applause, and our cheerleaders, how about those lovely girls and guy! They really know how to bring the spirit to the field, and the skirts look great on you. All of you. Especially you...... [a long, significant pause] ...Josak.

Hahaha, I've been Gino Weinberg, and this has been your first -- of hopefully many -- big game of the Marina baseball league. See you guys later!



((OOC: Remember that plotting we did? Here it is! Now, tag under whichever section header(s) suits you, and enjoy! If you have questions, ask them on the OOC post. Here is the Roster for reference.))

Good morning everyone!~

[It's afternoon, but Joshua is just now getting up.]

I hope last night was enjoyable. Some of you have quite some talent! Others?

[Giggles]

Well I would personally keep to singing in the shower. That's just me.~ Now I do hope that no one behaved irresponsibly either. I would hate to think that some of you practice some questionable activities.~

[A slight little yawn.]

I would have slept longer, but a someone was persistent on getting me up.