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Tweak says, "call me....NOT!"

AI Savvy (ai_savvy) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-05-27 11:54:00

Entry tags:

:day post, :savvy, asami sato, dirk strider, duo maxwell, elena gilbert, helen magnus, jack harkness, kitty pryde (aoa), malcolm reynolds, rebekah mikealson, sam winchester

DAY 221 — Morning Greeting
[ Wakey wakey, criminals! You've got a fast-talking, metallic baritone yelling at you over the loudspeakers! ]

Gooooodmorning you little cretins! It's a stormy day here in Squall Asylum so all you happy campers out there better not be scared of lightning.

It's day... eh, who cares. It's a day and we've got a whole buttload of refugees in the house, isn't that exciting? I'm Savvy and I'll be your generous overlord on this fine, fine day. I'd introduce you to my co-pilot Au Courant, but what's the point of spending all the surprises in one go, huh? Exactly.

As you may have noticed, Dorothy, you are no longer in Kansas. Our fellow colleagues over at MarinaNova had some technical difficulties on their hands and asked us to babysit your sorry asses until they've got their shit in order. I know, it sucks for us too but what can you do. If I may direct your attention to the snazzy little headsets you've got, you'll now be able to find a map over Squall Asylum through the menu function. As you may have noticed, we're not quite as posh as your cushiony correctional facility and what you can do about that is sit down, shut up and deal.

Rations will be handed out through the pickup window. Don't try to sneak in for seconds, we know what your DNA looks like. Also, for the sake of everyone's happiness, clean up after yourselves. Your mama doesn't work here.

Oh, and one more thing.... to show our benevolence to you poor, unfortunate souls, there will be no mandatory activities today. Consider it a gift from the bottom of our circuits. You're welcome.

(( OOC: Welcome to Squall Asylum! All Kiosk requests will be handled by Savvy! Event info can be found over here! ))

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	foreverjack 2013-05-29 07:06 am UTC (link)
	[Grim and tense, grating out a reply from between gritted teeth.] Name it. I'll do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-29 11:17 am UTC (link)
	Oh honey, sweetie... as much as I would love for you to jump through all these hoops for nothing, my programming prevents me from striking up deals I've no intention of keeping. You're not getting it back. If you still want to clean toilets in the hopes that I'll change my mind, you're more than welcome to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foreverjack 2013-05-29 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	I had it at the other place! What’s so different about here? [Though honestly? He’s starting to have some suspicions.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-29 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	For starters, this is a prison and not a daycare center. Those losers over at MarinaNova may have let you get away with all sorts of crap, but that's not the way we play here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foreverjack 2013-05-31 09:41 am UTC (link)
	[Jaw tight, teeth gritted again.] All right. Just tell me it's safe. Tell me the giant squid from outer space didn't chomp it for dinner? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-31 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	Alright, since you asked so nicely... your trinkets are safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foreverjack 2013-06-02 11:45 am UTC (link)
	[Grumpily] Thanks. Maybe next time you can try making it sound a bit more believable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-06-02 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, sure. I'll definitely take your advice to my mechanical little heart. You know, in case you come back with the same inane requests. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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