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AI Savvy (ai_savvy) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-05-27 11:54:00

Entry tags:

:day post, :savvy, asami sato, dirk strider, duo maxwell, elena gilbert, helen magnus, jack harkness, kitty pryde (aoa), malcolm reynolds, rebekah mikealson, sam winchester

DAY 221 — Morning Greeting
[ Wakey wakey, criminals! You've got a fast-talking, metallic baritone yelling at you over the loudspeakers! ]

Gooooodmorning you little cretins! It's a stormy day here in Squall Asylum so all you happy campers out there better not be scared of lightning.

It's day... eh, who cares. It's a day and we've got a whole buttload of refugees in the house, isn't that exciting? I'm Savvy and I'll be your generous overlord on this fine, fine day. I'd introduce you to my co-pilot Au Courant, but what's the point of spending all the surprises in one go, huh? Exactly.

As you may have noticed, Dorothy, you are no longer in Kansas. Our fellow colleagues over at MarinaNova had some technical difficulties on their hands and asked us to babysit your sorry asses until they've got their shit in order. I know, it sucks for us too but what can you do. If I may direct your attention to the snazzy little headsets you've got, you'll now be able to find a map over Squall Asylum through the menu function. As you may have noticed, we're not quite as posh as your cushiony correctional facility and what you can do about that is sit down, shut up and deal.

Rations will be handed out through the pickup window. Don't try to sneak in for seconds, we know what your DNA looks like. Also, for the sake of everyone's happiness, clean up after yourselves. Your mama doesn't work here.

Oh, and one more thing.... to show our benevolence to you poor, unfortunate souls, there will be no mandatory activities today. Consider it a gift from the bottom of our circuits. You're welcome.

(( OOC: Welcome to Squall Asylum! All Kiosk requests will be handled by Savvy! Event info can be found over here! ))

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	tallerthanthou 2013-05-27 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	[Give him a second. Okay, give him twelve. He has questions.] What do you mean by mandatory activities? [If they aren't today does that mean they're coming tomorrow?] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-27 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	This is a prison, sonny jim. What do you think it means? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallerthanthou 2013-05-28 12:05 am UTC (link)
	It's not an ordinary prison so why don't you tell me? [Sonny Jim?] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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kitty_has_claws
2013-05-27 03:30 pm UTC (link)

[Kitty has long been distrustful of the AIs overseeing the various—now three—prisons she has resided in. She prefers to listen in on others when they use open video transmissions, but that has been fewer and farther between and today, especially, she has questions.]

How many asylums are there? [It's not the most important or pressing, but it's a place to start to see what kind of answers she'll be getting.]

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	ai_savvy 2013-05-27 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	More than you should worry your pretty little head about, doll face. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kitty_has_claws 2013-05-28 12:03 am UTC (link)
	...Nifty. [So far not promising.] I noticed some cuts and bruises have gone missing. Do I have you to thank for that? [Working Sector 6 can get tough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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lifelines
2013-05-27 04:45 pm UTC (link)

Don't suppose we have a time estimation? Something like this must be very draining on someone who obviously didn't volunteer for the job.

[ is she wary? yes. does she believe this is a good thing? no. she's also beginning to think this ai isn't being very truthful and there was something else involved down there, perhaps a greater plan. this isn't going to end well at all. ]

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	ai_savvy 2013-05-27 07:33 pm UTC (link)
	You know what contractors are like. They'll give you an estimate and then proceed to piss it away on coffee breaks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

lifelines
2013-05-27 07:51 pm UTC (link)

[ did it just--

wow.

it did.

wow.

congratulations, savvy. you're the first person in three days to offend her and you've done it in one response.

give her a minute. she has to breathe. ]

In the meantime, I'm to understand you'll do your absolute best to keep us all active and "happy?"

[ if she sounds sarcastic, it's because she is. she's not expecting much out of this. ]

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	foreverjack 2013-05-27 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	[There's a lot wrong with this, but Jack's only got one real concern as yet.] What have you done with my wriststrap? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-27 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, are you asking me where your jewelry is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foreverjack 2013-05-28 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	[Voice low and tense.] It's not jewellry. That strap is a hell of a lot more than jewellry. [A beat.] What do I have to do to get it back? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	devine_braid 2013-05-27 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Wow... so three places so far. But, this one's temporary, right? So, you know how long we're gonna be stuck here? [Because, as much as this was more familiar for prison atmosphere, Duo wasn't really happy with being here.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-27 07:35 pm UTC (link)
	As temporary as you are, dear organic. And who knows how long you'll be here? Could be a couple of hours, could be a few years... or until our hospitality runs out. But that's what makes life worth living, isn't it? The uncertainty of it all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	devine_braid 2013-05-27 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	[Wow... not cool. Duo was a little miffed, and made a face.] Uh, yeah. Right. You know what? Uncertainty ain't all that great, like some people think. Some people kinda like to know. Yanno, 'cuz maybe they got plans and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	cptn_tightpants 2013-05-27 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	Having just arrived at the other place so quickly, and having just gotten his coat back, and being generally not happy about that, Mal is more than a little confused and upset to find himself somewhere else. So so confused and so very upset. So he lashes back with the first thing on his mind which happens to be,] Qízhōng tā mā de (where the fuck is my coat?!?!? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-27 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you organics and your sensitive fashion sense. That's really your main concern here? Dont' waste my time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	smuppeteer 2013-05-27 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	[ Huh. This is quite the change. ] Okay. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-27 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	How nice of you to be so accepting of your situation. Really, we appreciate it. Good work there, little buddy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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corpsepartying
2013-05-28 02:10 am UTC (link)

[ aradia isn't happy with this situation. but she's calm enough not to go yelling at an artificial intelligence -- rationality states that doing so would accomplish absolutely nothing. therefore, irritated and frustrated as she is, her tone is still calm. ]

I am assuming that you're not going to divulge any information as to what was going on at the previous dome? Aside from the obvious, that is.

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	ai_savvy 2013-05-28 11:09 am UTC (link)
	You assume correctly! Dang, maybe I've underestimated you organics. I'll run out of gold stars at this rate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	satomobility 2013-05-29 02:00 am UTC (link)
	What's DNA? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-29 11:08 am UTC (link)
	Deoxyribonucleic acid. It's a teeny tiny little molecule that make up the special snowflake that is you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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matter
2013-05-29 05:23 am UTC (link)

[ you are one lucky warden, savvy! you're getting a real treat: elena and rebekah. (if that's okay, modly person? rebekah-mun will pop in later?)

the former is approaching the kiosk with purpose. she doesn't know exactly what to expect, but she can guess. elena's long-since learned it's a better idea not to engage with the wardens needlessly. she starts out calm, confident, and assertive.

she gets to the point. ] We want to know what the rules are and if or when the anklets come off.

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	ai_savvy 2013-05-29 11:12 am UTC (link)
	[ The luckiest of wardens! He always did like a good orgy. The more the merrier, really! ] Such a good couple of questions! In fact, they're so good you get a package deal of an answer: no. And before you start wrinkling your nose all indignant — as cute as that is — I'll go ahead and elaborate. No rules and the anklets don't come off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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