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Tweak says, "YOU DON'T KNOW?!??"

AI Savvy (ai_savvy) wrote in marinanova,
@ 2013-05-27 11:54:00

Entry tags:

:day post, :savvy, asami sato, dirk strider, duo maxwell, elena gilbert, helen magnus, jack harkness, kitty pryde (aoa), malcolm reynolds, rebekah mikealson, sam winchester

DAY 221 — Morning Greeting
[ Wakey wakey, criminals! You've got a fast-talking, metallic baritone yelling at you over the loudspeakers! ]

Gooooodmorning you little cretins! It's a stormy day here in Squall Asylum so all you happy campers out there better not be scared of lightning.

It's day... eh, who cares. It's a day and we've got a whole buttload of refugees in the house, isn't that exciting? I'm Savvy and I'll be your generous overlord on this fine, fine day. I'd introduce you to my co-pilot Au Courant, but what's the point of spending all the surprises in one go, huh? Exactly.

As you may have noticed, Dorothy, you are no longer in Kansas. Our fellow colleagues over at MarinaNova had some technical difficulties on their hands and asked us to babysit your sorry asses until they've got their shit in order. I know, it sucks for us too but what can you do. If I may direct your attention to the snazzy little headsets you've got, you'll now be able to find a map over Squall Asylum through the menu function. As you may have noticed, we're not quite as posh as your cushiony correctional facility and what you can do about that is sit down, shut up and deal.

Rations will be handed out through the pickup window. Don't try to sneak in for seconds, we know what your DNA looks like. Also, for the sake of everyone's happiness, clean up after yourselves. Your mama doesn't work here.

Oh, and one more thing.... to show our benevolence to you poor, unfortunate souls, there will be no mandatory activities today. Consider it a gift from the bottom of our circuits. You're welcome.

(( OOC: Welcome to Squall Asylum! All Kiosk requests will be handled by Savvy! Event info can be found over here! ))

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	tallerthanthou 2013-05-28 01:16 am UTC (link)
	[You are suddenly a weird mechanical amalgamation of so many people from his life.] And you don't have any idea how long we'll be here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-28 10:49 am UTC (link)
	No clue, and even if I did it's need to know basis only. As in, you don't need to know, inmate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallerthanthou 2013-05-28 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	[It beats sonny jim?] What kinds of questions do you answer? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-28 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	Any questions you care to ask. Can't promise you'll like the answers though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallerthanthou 2013-05-28 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	[Uh huh.] Why did I wake up feeling out of it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-28 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	You've had a nice, long nap. Isn't that what happens when organics remain unconscious for a longer period of time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallerthanthou 2013-05-28 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	[Woah, that gets his attention. He didn't list a day. Has it been more than one?] ...How long was it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-28 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmn, long enough for us to get you all nice and dressed up, that's for sure. [ Creeping you out yet? ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallerthanthou 2013-05-28 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	[So creeped out, but at least it's not his first time? He has high creeper tolerance.] What else did you do to us? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-28 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, this and that. Gave you a good polish, tucked you into bed... maybe we even read you a goodnight story? Who knows. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallerthanthou 2013-05-28 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	[So much frowning.] You're hilarious. What's the purpose behind programming AI wardens with all the attitude? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-28 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	They think it's easier for us to connect with you useless organics on a spiritual level if we talk the same talk you do. Tough to copy the walk though. No limbs. I'm sure you understand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallerthanthou 2013-05-28 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	Who talks like this? [Except some of the demons from his world. Nevermind.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-29 11:04 am UTC (link)
	I do, for starters. You got a problem with that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallerthanthou 2013-05-29 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	I'm guessing there's nothing I can do about it if I did, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-05-29 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	You catch on quick! Please proceed to the rations pickup window for your gold star! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tallerthanthou 2013-06-08 02:34 am UTC (link)
	...I'll pass. [He's not getting anything out of him. Maybe Au Courant will be better.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ai_savvy 2013-06-08 09:24 am UTC (link)
	Oh, that's a shame. We do so love to give you treats. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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