June 16th, 2009


[info]ellid in [info]lupin100

Title: Post-Audition
Challenges: Venus [info]snape100, facial hair [info]lupin100
Word Count: 100
Note: this is in the spirit of the [info]lupin_snape Retro Fest and ignores canon after DH. It's definitely post-war.

"Minerva would make a wonderful Lady Bracknell," said Remus, stroking his mustache as they walked back to the castle. "Her audition went well."

Severus snorted. "Too close to her actual personality. She should have auditioned for Miss Prism."

"I heard that!" Minerva glared over her shoulder. "Miss Prism, indeed!"

"Miss Prism is supposed to be forgetful, not stupid." Severus gestured at the evening sky. "It's too bad you wouldn't work as Cecily. That last girl wouldn't know the difference between Venus and Mars!"

"I thought she was pretty." Remus jerked as dye came off on his fingers. "Bugger."

Severus smirked.