Lockewood: AU HP RPG

  Excerpts from the Current Events section
1C. Quidditch sign-ups continue, but it appears there are some moral qualifications one must meet to join a Potter-led team. Potter daughter Lily Luna has taken to rejecting those who bear Lord Voldemort's Mark. Alecto Carrow has been barred from being on a team. Would anyone join her team were she to start her own? The answer remains to be seen.

2F. More arrivals keep flooding into Lockewood. Readers should not be surprised if they should bump into a young Albus Dumbledore or a harmless Peter Pettigrew. Who knows who may turn up next?

4H. Have a problem but no solution? Are you too embarrassed to go to a friend to seek some advice or a second opinion? Ask our new advice columnist! Send your stories and questions to 36 Quills St.

  Gossip
There's much to report, dear readers! As if there weren't enough Weasleys, they've started interbreeding. Looks like they're trying to create a master race of gingers. Be careful, ladies. Neville Longbottom can't seem to decide if he likes his sex rough or vanilla. The Apothecary is abuzz with patrons seeking addictive potions, but who are we to judge? Some interventions are as effective as trying to walk through a brick wall. Just ask Louis and Dominique Weasley, they can give you a testimonial. Stacked up next to Salazar Slytherin, Godric Gryffindor appears to be losing the popularity contest. Slytherin has acquired not one, but two new fanboys. One of them is blonde and pointy -- who ever could it be? Peter Pettigrew has only just arrived and already he's causing problems. Pettigrew has tried to make Sirius Black look like a mass-murderer before. Will he try to pull the same stunt twice? This writer wonders how Lily Luna Potter can feel safe, knowing there could be a rat peeping in on her. Beware all you club and pub crawling goers. Not everyone is who they appear to be. Severus Snape claims to have been in seclusion, but was he really? Or was he really out there chatting up handsome rogues like James Sirius Potter? We'll leave that for you to decide.

  Excerpts from the Current Events section
2B. This upcoming Monday will be the Grand Opening of The Otherside, a shoppe where inquisitive minds may find all things Muggle! Discounts will last run for a week. Hurry up and save on that new television you've always wanted while supplies last!

2G. With Spring time upon us and the arrival of several Potters, a family infamous for their skills on a broomstick, quidditch is on the rise. Teams appear to be in formation. For further information, seek out Miss Lily Luna Potter who has taken the initiative upon herself. Future developments to come!

  Gossip
Things have been much too tame, dear readers. Not to worry, I have some scandal to share. Hannah Abbott is already becoming quite familiar with all the males in Lockewood. As for all you ladies, you've seen the photographs! Keep an eye out for Teddy Lupin. He fancies himself an aspiring model and he isn't afraid to bare it all for the camera. All is quiet on the Theodore Nott front. Is the love forlorn man hiding from a certain Parkinson? Who knows. Remus Lupin seems to have a strange fetish for flea-infected pets. First it was Sirius Black, now it's an albino raccoon who he named after his sometimes lover, sometimes friend. Alecto Carrow seems to be after anything with a pulse. Primarily but certainly not limited to the younger Black brother, Regulus. Watch out, Lockewood! Anyone could be the next notch on her bedpost. Are the Founders feuding? Salazar Slytherin knows how to hold a grudge, but one would think Helga Hufflepuff and Godric Gryffindor would know how to set things to right.