Excerpts from the Current Events section
2B. This upcoming Monday will be the Grand Opening of The Otherside, a shoppe where inquisitive minds may find all things Muggle! Discounts will last run for a week. Hurry up and save on that new television you've always wanted while supplies last!
2G. With Spring time upon us and the arrival of several Potters, a family infamous for their skills on a broomstick, quidditch is on the rise. Teams appear to be in formation. For further information, seek out Miss Lily Luna Potter who has taken the initiative upon herself. Future developments to come!
Gossip
Things have been much too tame, dear readers. Not to worry, I have some scandal to share. Hannah Abbott is already becoming quite familiar with all the males in Lockewood. As for all you ladies, you've seen the photographs! Keep an eye out for Teddy Lupin. He fancies himself an aspiring model and he isn't afraid to bare it all for the camera. All is quiet on the Theodore Nott front. Is the love forlorn man hiding from a certain Parkinson? Who knows. Remus Lupin seems to have a strange fetish for flea-infected pets. First it was Sirius Black, now it's an albino raccoon who he named after his sometimes lover, sometimes friend. Alecto Carrow seems to be after anything with a pulse. Primarily but certainly not limited to the younger Black brother, Regulus. Watch out, Lockewood! Anyone could be the next notch on her bedpost. Are the Founders feuding? Salazar Slytherin knows how to hold a grudge, but one would think Helga Hufflepuff and Godric Gryffindor would know how to set things to right.
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