Viv Vision (01010110) wrote in incompletedata, @ 2017-06-29 05:11:00 |
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Entry tags: | izombie: liv moore, kitty norville: kitty norville, marvel: comics: remy lebeau, marvel: comics: rogue, marvel: comics: viv vision, star wars: canon: poe dameron |
In the words of Freud,"humor is a means of obtaining pleasure in spite of the distressing affects that interfere with it; it acts as a substitute for the generation of these affects, it puts itself in their place."
So I will attempt to deflect my continued anxiety at the countdown with a collection of lighthearted jokes. With Remy's advice, I have constructed several humorous riddles that I wish to share.
One: Why was the number 7 feared by the preceding integer 6?
Two: What is a pirate's favorite letter of the English alphabet?
Three: Why can a Tyrannosaurus rex, a large coelurosaurian theropod dinosaur, not clap?
Four: Knock Knock.
Please submit your responses below.