Today marks the Wankfest half-way point (remember, we decided to continue it a few days into June so we could space things out) and we hope everyone is as pleased with the quality of the fic and the art as we are, because frankly, your humble mods are pretty much blown away. There is a lot more wanktastic stuff to post, so there’s much more to enjoy, and still time to pimp the fest whenever and wherever you want.
Many of you have been commenting regularly, and we want to say a big THANK YOU to those thoughtful folks. Please keep it up! If you’re a writer or artist, you know how much it means to get even a bit of recognition, so even one-sentence of feedback, like “Great fic!” or “Really hot!” or “a;ldkg;khagha;j” is much appreciated.
We've been incredibly pleased with the response to the fest so far. Lots of entries have been mentioned in the quibbler_report, several have been Editor's Pick on potter_prophet, and at least one was a Hot Rec on the daily_snitch. Entries qualify for a Hot Rec at the Snitch if they are rec’d three times, so many thanks to those who are rec’ing Wankfest entries, and keep it up. In fact, if you do rec fics and art from Wankfest, drop us a note with a link to your rec and if we get three of the same, we’ll make sure it gets sent to the Daily Snitch.
We know it’s been difficult to keep up with all the fests going on right now, but we here at hp_wankfest are committed to making things just as pig-simple as possible. So, beneath the cut you'll find a list of all the fic and art that's been posted so far. This should enable you all to quickly get caught up on anything you might have missed and come back excited for the second half.
A Good Provider -- Neville Longbottom in the Room of Requirement with a Remembrall How to Handle an Enemy -- Draco Malfoy in the Slytherin Common Room with Veritaserum The Sound of His Voice -- Argus Filch in the Hogwarts Staff Room with a Howler Solo with the Snitch -- Charlie Weasley in the Hogwarts Quidditch Locker Rooms with a Golden Snitch Fetish -- Zacharias Smith in the Hogwarts Library with a House Scarf First Among the Living -- Harry Potter in the Hogwarts Dungeons with the Resurrection Stone Your Hair Upon the Pillow -- Bill Weasley in Shell Cottage with Hair Maduro Split -- Percy Weasley in Florean Fortescue's with a Fruit or Vegetable Before the Magic Fades -- Harry Potter in the Broom Shed with Knickers/Pants Silken Fantasy -- Severus Snape in the Prefect's Bath with an Invisibility Cloak Shot Across the Bows -- Viktor Krum on the Durmstrang Ship with Ice Mice Carried Away -- Bill Weasley in the Beauxbaton Flying Carriage with a Chocolate Frog Card Cluedo -- Sirius Black in the Restricted Section with a Wizarding Chess Piece Weasley Has the King -- Rose Weasley in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes with a Wizarding Chess Piece Taking the Chill Off -- Viktor Krum at Durmstrang with a Weasley Jumper When the Snake's Away -- Sirius Black in Olivander's Wand Shop with a Magical, Singing Dildo Hard at Work -- Harry Potter at Malfoy Manor with a Quill The Perfect Future -- Gilderoy Lockhart in the DADA Classroom with an Enchanted Mirror When the Wolf's Away -- Neville Longbottom in Greenhouse Five with a Mimbulus Mimbletonia Ensnared -- Draco Malfoy in the Hogwarts Dungeons with Devil's Snare The Fine Art of Broom Polishing -- Percy Weasley in the Minister of Magic's Office with a Broom Polishing Kit Between a Quidditch Broom and a Potions Flask Part 1 -- Severus -- Severus Snape in the Gryffindor Dorms with a Broomstick A Letter of Thanks -- Hermione Granger in an Unused Classroom with a Christmas Cracker Lily of the Lake -- Lily Evans at Hogwarts' Lake with a Magical Boat Buttons -- Harry Potter at 4 Privet Drive with Snape's Buttons Smashing Pumpkins -- Charlie Weasley at Hagrid's Hut with a Pumpkin Auld Lang Syne -- Neville Longbottom in St. Mungos with a Chocolate Frog Card Reflections -- Minerva McGonagall in the Room of Requirement with a Mirror Effectively Choking the Chicken -- Severus Snape in the Headmaster's Office with a Rubber Chicken Painting -- Antonin Dolohov in the DADA Classroom with an Enchanted Mirror Not Your Ordinary Pair -- Percy Weasley in the Brain Room with Gloves An Unexpected Sort of Scavenger Hunt -- Charlie Weasley in the Shrieking Shack with Padfoot's Collar
Your mods also have a small request: if any of you artistic and tech-savvy types would like to help us with some icons and possibly banners, we would lavish you with much love and praise and thankfulness. If interested, just email us at wanking.mods@gmail.com.
Thanks again to everyone who's been following the fest, reading/viewing, commenting, and reccing! Stay with us as we enter the second half, 'cause there's lots more great fic and art to come.