springsmutfairy (springsmutfairy) wrote in hp_springsmut, @ 2009-03-16 00:00:00 |
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Dear Mother and Father,
Hope all is as well as it can be in Azkaban. I am doing as well as can be expected on the outside. Father, next time you decide to torture and kill people, kindly refrain from branding them with the family crest. It makes it so much more difficult to feign your innocence.
Due to the seizure of the family funds for compensation for your victims, I have been forced to seek employment. Regretfully, I will be starting at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes tomorrow. If you are shocked and appalled by this news, may I remind you that this is all your fault.
Love,
Pansy