Grand Paradise Network

GOOOOD MOOOORNING ISLANDERS!!! Who is ready for some more fun, fun, FUN today?! I am and I know you are! Hamnet Island is filled with opportunities for adventure and discovery. If you’ve been here before, you know just how many things there are to do! Today, I’m offering an introductory tour for new island arrivals that will give you a taste of the potential physical thrills just outside the hotel doors!

That’s right! It’s the ISLAND ADVENTURE TOUR.

Experience the wilds of the jungle on our way to explore some ancient ruins built by settlers and pirates long ago! Hike among the exotic wildlife that calls our island home. Witness the beauty of our mysterious grotto. In just three hours, I’ll show you the best places to rock climb, the best beach to search for buried treasures, the best hiking trails, the sea caves and so much more!!

Tour Overview

• The Ruins - A half hour hike through the jungle from Paradise Beach, the ruins stand as a reminder of the people that came before.
• Shipwreck Cove - Near the Grotto and the Windfall Cliffs, this beach is the true paradise for anyone who enjoys physical activities. There are even rumors that some pirate treasure might be buried here!
• Windfall Cliffs - We won’t have time to climb the cliffs, but this tour is an excellent starting point for anyone interested in hiking to the top for a scenic view of our island or rock climbers!
• Sea Caves - A natural wonder with an emphasis in wonder. If we’re lucky, you may even get to see some of the strange bioluminescent fish and creatures that light up the caves like stars.
• The Grotto - The most mysterious and beautiful place on the island. Learn about the fascinating purple flowers that grow on the walls.
• The Ocean - Interested in scuba diving or other water activities? During the boat part of the tour, I’ll show you the best spots around the island. We may even see some DOLPHINS.

The tour will begin with a hike through the jungle. Be sure to wear your good walking shoes! I’d Once we get back to the beach, we’ll take a boat to Shipwreck Cove and the sea caves. Since the tour will be covering a lot of our local adventure spots and we only have three hours, we will be spending a short amount of time at each location. The tour is meant to be an overview so that you can assess your favorite spots and where you want to explore in greater depth during your stay. It’s also an opportunity to have any questions answered by me, your Hamnet island guide!

You are welcome to join the tour by meeting me in the lobby at 12:45. However, if you know you’re coming and let me know now, I would appreciate it. It will help me know how many snacks to bring! ;]

If you feel less up for an adventure or are concerned about the physical challenge of a short hike and a boat ride, my favorite aunt, Poppy, is also offering an excellent tour! I cannot even imagine how many countless hours of effort she’s put into it to make a tour of a gift shop and the destroyed Museum as fun and interesting as that can be! Such an inspiration. If you’re not going on my tour, you won’t want to miss it! :D

Ahoy, honorary islanders! For those of you I did not get a chance to meet yesterday, my name is Poppy Gladwin, and I'll be your Head Vacation Guide during your stay here at the Grand Paradise Hotel!

In order to orient you with our beautiful surroundings, our guides have put together a couple of introductory tours to showcase all of the wonderful sights and activities Hamnet Island has to offer! Today, I will be whisking you away to experience our paradise like a true local.

Come along and immerse yourself in the rich culture of our island neighbors, sample authentic fare prepared in the same traditions that have been passed on for generations, and explore some of the vistas that have long been considered the absolute best by those who call the island their home!

Tour Overview

• Serenity Bay - Dubbed Le Sanctuaire by the locals, this tranquil beach has long been rated the most beautiful by the natives of Hamnet Island.
• The Mangrove Forest - Our famous mangrove forests serve as nurseries to many species of fish, which contributes to the island's robust aquaculture. Idyllic in their beauty, many locals claim the waters in these areas possess healing properties.
• The Museum of Oddities - Although this site has been closed since 2016, the area still contains a wealth of island history.
• The Merchants' Courtyard - Get to know some of our most creative and expressive locals as you browse their wares and savor the authentic flavors of our island cuisine. If you want to find that perfect memento to take a little piece of the island home with you, this is the destination for you!
• The Ferry Docks & The Boathouse - Meet the Boatman and get the 411 on all of your watercraft rentals, so that you can explore our shores like a true islander!
• The Curio Shack - Upon returning to the hotel, we will make a final stop at the Curio Shack, where you can view and purchase replicas of the original expedition artifacts housed in the Museum of Oddities, as well as other souvenirs.

This tour is open to all, but please drop us an RSVP in the comments so that we may get an accurate headcount. Our group will be meeting in the hotel lobby and departing at 1:00 p.m.

I am so excited to be spending this time with you and having the opportunity to show you the very best of our island!!!

For guests who can't wait to check out some of the more physically challenging activities on the island, please contact Harmony Gladwin. She has been working so diligently to plan her Island Adventure boat tour. It's sure to send you racing back to the hotel as soon as you can—to grab your gear and get moving!

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