Grand Paradise Network

Go on a tour, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Tell that to the lady who lost her shit in the market screaming about warning someone before foaming at the mouth and choking on her own tongue. 10/10 do not recommend.


Let's lighten the mood and play a game. I'll start. Two truths and a lie.

1. This hotel's staff is incompetent.
2. This hotel's staff doesn't actually care about its guests or how they're treated.
3. I'm 8'0, bright purple, and when I sneeze it sounds like a xylophone.

Okay, guys, guess the lie.

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