Grand Paradise Network

Go on a tour, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Tell that to the lady who lost her shit in the market screaming about warning someone before foaming at the mouth and choking on her own tongue. 10/10 do not recommend.


Let's lighten the mood and play a game. I'll start. Two truths and a lie.

1. This hotel's staff is incompetent.
2. This hotel's staff doesn't actually care about its guests or how they're treated.
3. I'm 8'0, bright purple, and when I sneeze it sounds like a xylophone.

Okay, guys, guess the lie.

Since when is breakfast not served until 10am? If we're supposed to be 'on vacation', doesn't the entitle us to actually sleeping?


By the way, whoever's screaming in the middle of the night, do us all a favor and keep it down. We're on hallowed ground, after all, since this wretched place killed thirty people.

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