Grand Paradise Network

Since when is breakfast not served until 10am? If we're supposed to be 'on vacation', doesn't the entitle us to actually sleeping?


By the way, whoever's screaming in the middle of the night, do us all a favor and keep it down. We're on hallowed ground, after all, since this wretched place killed thirty people.

Good morning, Grand Paradise! I'm Avery Emerson, and I'll be your go-to girl for all of your diving excursions here at the hotel. I am a certified Scuba Diver with specialization in night diving, advanced open water diving, and diving instruction. I'm looking so forward to meeting all of you current and future adventurers!

To that end, I will be leading Part 1 of our Intro to Diving course today at the pool from 11:00 a.m. until 12:30 p.m. This class is primarily for beginners and those who are not currently certified to dive. We will cover diving principles, safety standards, and the basic hand signals that divers use to communicate while underwater. We will also familiarize you with the use and purpose of your diving equipment.

While diving is a very inclusive activity, please know that there are some requirements you must meet in order to dive with us. All participants must be at least 12 years old and submit a completed medical questionnaire. If you suffer from, or have previously suffered from, any serious medical condition (including, but not limited to, asthma, epilepsy, heart problems, and use of certain prescription medications) you must provide a signed medical release from a doctor prior to diving.

If you would like to sign up for the class today, please respond with your name so that I can make sure we have enough space and gear to go around. Hope to see you there!!!

( From the desk of Officer Maven J. Mahoney )

So according to the itinerary, breakfast gets shut down in less than an hour. Anyone tried it yet?


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Hey. I don't know if you came back to the room last night. Worried about you. Want to grab something to eat?

This Network gives a whole new meaning to, "what happens on the island, stays on the island."

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I'm checked in, etc. Testing this filter out to see if it works.

Helllllo Floor 7!

Welcome to the Grand Paradise Hotel! 🌞🌞🌞

My name is Harmony Gladwin and I will be your go-to guide for everything while you enjoy your all-inclusive stay in the British Virgin Islands.

This network is one of our many island amenities. It's 100% free and an excellent way to get in touch with the staff and with other guests.

There will be a Meet and Greet today at 12:30 in the Crystal Ballroom! It's an excellent opportunity to meet new people and the food is free!

As you're settling in, please feel free to get in touch with me at any time if there's anything you need or you have any questions. :)

Have a grand paradisical day!!

PS. Since the east wing of the seventh floor is currently closed, we recommend taking the west elevator.

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