Accio Goblet!

GOOD MASTERS! SWEET LADIES! LEND ME YOUR EARS.

Fresh meat right here. Hello! I'm Eve and I am being most unprofessional at work in bringing you Phineas Bradley, 6th year miscellaneous Ravenclaw.

You may remember Phineas from such films as getting-kicked-out-Divination-for-telling-Trelawney-she-didn't-know-constellations or getting-hexed-by-Millicent-Bulstrode-for-asking-her-on-a-date. If you live in the Ravenclaw boys dorm you may recognize him from the bed in the corner, who knows! He's a chill dude though, so even if you don't remember his name he'll be friendly.

Phineas is a half blood and the son of Daily Prophet advice columnist Grizel Hurtz and a muggle psychologist. Translation? He grew up as a freakishly well adjusted child. Get upset and he will invite you to talk about your feelings until you either do or tell him to piss off (no hard feelings). He's laidback, dry-humored, and makes having a lack of direction into an art form. On the side he likes quidditch, metal crafting, history, and random facts that he'll never actually use for anything.

So, Friends/enemies/frenemies, let's do it!
HAMISH FRASER, WHERE U AT BRO!?