Feb. 3rd, 2019 at 2:29 PM
okay ladies and gents i got 11 days to find a date for valentine's day! now i know it's exciting but i got some requirements
- you gotta treat me right, full date an' everything, no just hanging out on your couch
- i'm a lady and this will be JUST a date
- we gotta get dressed up cuz i spent a lot of money on the dress for lucy's party and wanna wear it again
- we gotta go somewhere kinda nice that we don't get ta go all the time
- no mudbloods
- no babies — you gotta be old enough for me (28) and no little goblins runnin' around of yer own. i don't wanna be no one's evil step mum
- must be willing to double date with my friends if they invite us
- must bring me flowers an' chocolate
- must be taller than me
- additional requirements may be added an' just cuz you meet all the above don't mean i gotta say yes
[Outer Circle]
an' if you all got someone you wanna set me up with it'll bump em up the list but i couldn't say that