Feb. 11th, 2019 at 3:11 AM
if you're going to fuck in the toilets at the pub be aware that if we catch you we're going to embarrass the hell out of you
I have to say, one week without Nova Williamson in the DMLE has been simply spectacular. You don't even know how ghastly it was, seeing her face day in and day out. I could tell she was always judging me, like she was so much better for having dirty blood. That was the reason she got Head Girl over me, after all, they felt sorry for her and wanted to be "fair." Of course to Dumbledore fair means punishing those of us who have pride in our heritage, but I digress.
So, I just have to say thank you. Which one of us did it? I could just hug you. I feel like it's my birthday week all over again.
So I'm not 100% because I refuse to believe that "one-of-a-kind" is ever really legit when it comes to jewelry but even if it's not, I was making a list of people I thought I might've fought at MILF and I kept going back to this watch that the Death Eater was wearing and trying to pick out where I might've seen it before.
And then today I was going through old Prophets and found a picture with an article and
I'm pretty sure I fought the Minister, guys. And I know we already sort of knew and that this still doesn't confirm it but between the watch andcomparing the Minister's arse with this Deother things, there's another bullet point we can add to our Avery is a Death Eater campaign.
Anyone else think they might have a closer idea of who they fought? I think this went well. What's next up?
I'm sorry about Nova. She was one of the best.
I'm a little offended that someone decided to desecrate MILF and I wasn't invited.
Check in—does anyone need anything? While I doubt any of us are responsible for Rookwood, we should probably prepare for more retaliation on his behalf regardless, considering what happenedwhen Berthe last time.
If you thought that five days of my silence meant you were off the hook, think again! No, I have simply spared you all the honor of seeing me at my most terrible, but that does not mean my anger has subsided. I was very tempted to send you all to meet Rookwood, but I have decided to be merciful.
Speaking of my latest martyr, it was one of the Phoenixes who killed him, was it not? I assume so, given the lack of triumphant announcements coming from the DMLE and giving someone an Order if Merlin. Corban, what do your Aurors know?
That said, the time for hesitation is through. Forget making Algernon’s Ministry look good. No, make him look horrendous. Go out there and get my revenge! NOW!!!
I would like one idea from each of you on how to get revenge or, alternatively, a plate of baked goods decorated gruesomely.
Except for you, Bellatrix, because I’m not disappointed in you. You did magnificently.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY PRICELESS ARTIFACTS WERE RUINED, PETER??? I thought this was the sort of thing you were going to WARN us about! Why are you useless?
Report.
Running late?
Well done everyone. I'm going to enjoy digging through MILF ruins tomorrow.
Check in. Let us know if you need anything. Or if you learned anything interesting.
I fought two Death Eaters. One highly skilled, one highly dramatic, both adept with unforgivables. Both annoying. I could use a healer to take a look at my shoulder but no rush.
Also I may have been outed. TBD.
ETA: If you need healing or can help heal, come here: [coordinates].
Status and injuries. Now.
Who needs a Healer? Maitland your daughter is likely needed. An Imperiused Healer would not be turned down either if someone would fetch one. Now. I'm going to be summoned to the office soon and these injuries need dealt with.
Any details on who you fought would also not be remiss.
Hello Mr Prewett.
My department is opening an investigation into the Floo Network. I'd like to talk to you about your article.
I'm back! All is good! I'm home and in Sirius form and Devona is searching a park for me rn so for once a plan of mine didn't go sideways.
Anyways she's sure as shit hiding something. She has quite a collection of dark artifacts - specifically scarves, knives and books. There's also this box that was fucking loaded with Dark Magic. Layers of it. I spent an entire day just trying to get into that thing but nothing. Dorcas if you want to look through my memories on it? I tried to commit as much of it to memory as I could. I have the book titles written on my arm as well.
Anyways, Project Domesticated was a resounding success. What's happened on this side? I have to work tonight but I'm good until then.
Apparently, Voldemort is still deeply interested in collecting all the purebloods that haven't said yes to the murder cult. According to him, if I'd like to become a Death Eater, I should be at MILF on Sunday.
I can't guarantee this isn't a trap. But on the other hand, if you can't beat them, join them. Perhaps in disguise. Where you can then beat them anyway.
Getting nervous?
So I just wanted to let all of you know that I'm (hopefully) not going to be around for a few days. I've been working out my plan to get into Devona's place and I think there's really one way that will give me the access and the time that I need. So... this evening after she gets off work I'm going to try and convince her to adopt me. Dog-me. Snuffles.
Before you say anything:
1) I know she lives alone
2)I know she has no pets
3) I know she misses having dogs
4) I know my animagus form looks a lot like an old dog she used to have
5) I know this will get me in the flat, even if only for a day or so.
I'm planning on letting her discover me after she gets off work, hopefully today but I'm off until Saturday so I have wiggle room. If you don't hear from me by Saturday evening assume something went wrong somewhere. Also please don't talk me out of it or anything or tell me I'm an idiot or something. Because I've been prepping for this for like two weeks now.
Also. I want to tell Dorcas. About me, not you guys. We've been working on Occlumency together and it's really only a matter of time before I think of being a dog since that's like, 80% of my thoughts normally? Anyways, I want to ask if she'll look through my memories after I come back from Devona's and that would be hard to do if she doesn't know I'm an animagus.
But yeah I didn't want to do it without running it by you lot since we agreed. All for one.