This Is Fine

Why aren't there any good New Year songs? You'd think there'd be a market for the specific NYE vibe that is "last night" of "regrets", fancy alcohol, and new beginnings.

Something like 'Early Morning Escape', or 'Firewhiskey and Glitter', or 'He Left His Shame Behind The Three Broomsticks.' Who doesn't enjoy listening about people's disaster life with a musical backdrop? It'd make money.

[...] Also, you're welcome. I just invented a drinking game to spice up your lives. All immediate thanks will be accepted below!

Not to be that person. But why are all the holiday pet costumes directed toward four legged, furry creatures? If I am going to suffer Tinsel-landia month come 12:01, I need Terence in festive outfits.

My holiday spirit depends on it.

[Hestia]
While we're on the topic of the true spirit of Christmas;'tis nearly the season of peppermint White Russians. And schnapps that taste like cinnamon.

This is me revoking that IOUs drinks memo. We're going drinking this weekend. I deserve it.