This Is Fine

I get that some people love Christmastide but some things are going TOO FAR. Hermit Chloe officially has no friends because in the last 48 hours she has:
- Hung hand knitted stockings on all our doors
- put up a real Christmas tree
- put up two mini trees in the loos
- enchanted a train to ride around the ceiling
- hung mistletoe (except no one ever comes over and it’s only the four of us)
- charmed the clock to sing Christmas songs every hour when it chimes
- wrapped all the paintings in the house to look like presents
- created a wreath to put on the front door
- cooked four versions of cookies that Gillyweed Chloe won’t eat because they’re not gluten free except we all know she will once she smokes next

I had to tell her no pixies allowed in the flat and she called me a Scrooge. Also, why not just have a party like normal people? Oh right, because she has no friends.

ORDER

I reckon I’m going to use my Christmas bonus to invest in a work garage that we can also use as a safehouse.

Aye or nay?

[ Class of '94 ]

Who's up for a drink around New Year's? We can get together and ignore the fact that we're due for a 25 year reunion soon.

[ Ministry ]

With all this negativity this week, let's take a moment to remind each other of positive things in the workplace. We've butterscotch pudding in the cafeteria today, for example!

When the moon hits your knees
And you mispronounce trees
Sycamore

Friends

I'm thinking about maybe going to the MAD rally. Anyone else going?

Remus

Hey. How are you? How are things?

So was thinking we could chat about things, particularly things with us and what you think about things and what things mean. So yeah, thoughts?

( Ward to MAD )

tfw they say your boss won't be in tomorrow