This Is Fine

PURISTS 25 & UNDER.

I need help. I'm unable to move from this spot under this stupid mistletoe that I tried to destroy and now it's got me fucking stuck here.

Mistletoes should be banned as decorative items!

it's always a good idea to move through your own life with a healthy bit of skepticism, but to also hold that the ministry of magic and all its branches are in the trenches to ensure a safe and harmonious wizarding world for all


ORDER
the ministry is going to continue to roll out ridiculous laws to distract the public from the shit that's really happening and all we can do besides maybe cutting off some limbs and blowing some of them up or kidnapping firstborns is keep this from becoming too normalized

oh and by the way i lowkey made out with lucy malfoy today because of the mistletoe they've put up around the ministry

she tastes a bit like chalk and pumpkin spice

DMLE

Magic mistletoe, Mr Aubrey? Really?

Glad my wife isn’t the jealous type.

NARCISSA

Don’t be mad but I was caught under the mistletoe today.

XAVIER & FINN

I meant to do this ages ago, but between my birthday and other things, it got away from me. Which is fine — I prefer the long game anyway.

So, Would you like to help me get a bit of revenge on Kingsley Shacklebolt for his part in the “Death Eater arrests”? Well, not on him directly, but I tracked down his address, and it turns out he lives in a building with quite a few neighboring flats in close proximity.

My thought is we can take a week or so to slowly cause each one to have an “accident” until he can no longer pretend it’s not a coincidence.

I can’t quite figure out what it is, but the last few days have just been delightful. Maybe it’s the Yuletide decorations at the Ministry, or that Draco decorated our three Christmas trees over the weekend. Whatever it is, it’s been a very nice few days.

obviously, my job is healing people but in particular I do a lot of work with people who have been affected by longer term spell damage, as well, which is nice because I get to see a lot of the same people and really get to know them. so today I had my last appointment with a patient who I see about once every couple months and have for the past six years. and she gave me a gift, which was very nice of her, and I've since brought it home and put it up.

anyway, what do you think of my new homemade slogan chalkboard?

(for what it's worth, by the way, your healers do not expect any kind of holiday gifts.)

[ DEATH EATERS ]

hello, everyone! I hope you're having a particularly auspicious start to December. I think it's a good time to reflect on the changes in the past year!

one of those changes is obviously St Mungo's starting up our new clinic. we've been going out into the community and helping people and really I think it's very worthwhile. but unfortunately, I think we're going to have to attack it. the healer-in-charge is Nina Craddock, who really is a very good healer. but she's a muggleborn and we're going to have to do something about it!

[ ALICE AND PEARL ]

did both of you receive invitations to the Great and Respected Travers Traditional Dinner (TM)? also, who wants to bring a puppet that looks exactly like me to it?