This Is Fine

Mommy Shark and Daddy Shark should've left Baby Shark with Grandma Shark and Grandpa Shark rather than putting their child in danger by taking them hunting if they were going after a large enough target that would require them to run away rather than using their numbers as safety.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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I realise this might be a misuse of vigilantism, but there’s not any way we can get "Ministry in service day" cancelled, is there? I am not getting paid enough to do trust falls with Gaz Goyle on a Saturday.

I didn’t know that the Daily Prophet was "failing." Thanks, Minister Avery!

I love my job! All aspects of it! Helping all people! Enduring all hardships! I love it!

I was telling you guys about moonmoons years ago, and no-one believed me! At least now we can finally get our moon charts right.

Also my sister sent me pictures of some newly-hatched baby griffins, and I'm feeling a lot of Feelings. I'm jealous! Also I miss the preserve! Also THEY ARE THE CUTEST THINGS AND I WANT TWELVE!

Thank you to everyone who's been participating in The Believers' scavenger hunt so far! Clue two is tomorrow. No, I'm not allowed to give you any hints. Good luck!