Who: Guy Dobbs, Rabastan Lestrange, Dylan Selwyn
What: Kidnapping
Where: Daily Prophet offices
When: 9 January 1980, late at night (after most everyone else has gone home)
Why: Because the DEs have had enough of Guy Dobbs
Rating: PG-13 ish? Guy has a working mouth for the majority of it
( And to think we entrust something as important as the -news- to someone as crass as you. )