Who: Alexis Ketteridge & her NPCed!parents (Spencer & Isla Ketteridge)
What: Spencer and Isla have some earth-shattering news to share with their daughter. And no, it's not "hey, we're getting you a puppy/horse/rocket ship/country!!!"
When: Sunday, 15 November; mid-afternoon
Where: Ketteridge home, Appleby
Why: Because it's time the truth came out. And it's only "time" because they don't want her to ~unknowingly lie~ on her ID card.
Rating: G. Because beyond completely shattering an 18-year-old's self image (I know, I know, that's hardly a difficult task), there's nothing horrifying.
( Or did they just dump her there like yesterday's Daily Prophet, like a broken toy, like an unwanted gift? )