Find the Horcruxes

Characters: Douglas Cornfoot and Sarah Dawlish
Setting: The Ministry Legal Department Christmas Party, 1968
Summary: Turns out that Sarah does have claws that come out on occasion - like when some drunk chick hits on her boyfriend.
Rating: PG for Sarah calling that chick a TRAMP. OH SNAP.

( There are some times, Douglas, when it is actually acceptable to be rude. Sometimes, in fact, it's a lot more rude to not be rude than to be rude! )

Characters: Douglas Cornfoot and Sarah Dawlish
Setting: The Ministry Legal department, 1968
Summary: For the first time since school, Douglas and Sarah run into each other.
Rating: G

( One day, I'll be in charge of this all. )

Characters: Douglas and Sarah Cornfoot
Setting: the Cornfoot residence, evening of 11 August.
Summary: As the day finally quiets down, Douglas and Sarah deal with the aftermath of Mrs. Burbage's death.
Rating: R for references to torture.

( I don't even know what to say anymore. )

Characters: Douglas and Sarah Cornfoot
Setting: Their living room, late evening
Summary: Douglas expresses his concerns for his family in these trying times of WAR and DEATH and WOE.
Rating: PG

( Amos was right. Instead of talking about his worries with his friends, he should talk about them with his wife. )

Characters: Douglas and Sarah Cornfoot
Setting: An appointment with the midwife, just a couple of weeks ago.
Summary: Wherein they learn the sex of the Cornfoot Yet To Come.
Rating: G

( So now we're going to have a look at the little one and see how he or she's doing...and see if we're looking at a he or a she. )