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Who: Harry, Kirito, Levi, North & York (Castiel cameo)
What: A cabin in the woods. Still.
When: December 20th, Early morning
Where: The Woods
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( Levi, however, was an excellent distraction to offer their incoming houseguests. So the wizard got to work. )

Who: Harry Dresden, Kirito & Levi
What: A cabin in the woods. pt. ii
When: December 19th, Afternoon into Evening
Where: The Woods
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( Then, he gave the wizard a slow once-over, almost as if he expected the man would launch himself forward and try to attack, as Kirito had. )

Who: Harry Dresden, Kirito & Levi
What: A cabin in the woods. pt. i
When: December 19th, Afternoon into Evening
Where: The Woods
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( This was going to be a very long night. He was suddenly concerned both the adults with him were going to rip each other’s head off. Or maybe rip their hearts out of their chest and eat them. )

So as per the whole 'instruct people on how not to die when things go to hell' aspect of things, tomorrow everybody is cordially invited to me demonstrating alien species where, if you see them, come and get me.

Please don't shoot me while I'm morphing. Odds are I won't die, but shit hurts.

[ Riza ]

So are you fucking Levi? Or do you just want to?

[ Roy ]

I feel like I should say something.

Who: Marco & Alphonse
What: Do you want to build a snowman bury a body?
When: December 8th, Late-late evening
Where: Jacob’s House
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( I actually don’t know how deep to dig. I’ve killed a lot of people, but I’ve never dug a grave before. Do you know? )

Who: Marco & Jacob (NPC)
What: Marco makes bad choices.
When: December 8th, Evening
Where: The Brothel, then Jacob’s House
Rating: R, Sexual Activity and Violence
Status: Log - Complete

( And then… ooh, was that tequila? )

Roy and Riza:

You two can keep the house.

If you want to play house with a child, then have one. But stop trying to make decisions for me. For example, did it occur to either of you to ask my opinion about moving? I'm not a piece of furniture. I'm not Roy's pacifier. Did either of you think that maybe there might be things I wanted or didn't want in a place to live? Yeah, I can put up with living just about anywhere, but it doesn't mean I don't have any preferences.

Background for the rest of this since you two suck so much at communicating:

Roy, Riza and I were talking about you the other day. Riza, I kissed Roy. That's probably why he's a drunk mess on the floor. There, see? Communication.

Riza, I accept that I don't know you or Roy as well as you know each other, especially about what you've been through. But that goes the other way too. You don't know me as well as you know Roy. Except for the fact that I'm attracted to you and Roy and I get confused about people's reactions to me, you know zero about what I like or don't like sexually. It's not like I never think about it or fantasize. For all you know, I like the idea of fucking someone who's wearing a clown nose.

Roy, I'm not pissed that you said no. People have said no. Riza's obviously not interested and ask her, I've not been weird about it. I fought with someone I liked for three years while she was with someone else and it wasn't weird. I'm pissed because you seem to think it's your job to decide I can't make my own decisions. I've been making life or death decisions since I was 13, including personal ones like 'hey, should we murder my mom to save humanity?' No, I'm not very romantically experienced, but come on, do you really think I don't weigh decisions before I make them? Give me some goddamned credit. Besides, it's not like you two are much better at this.

Like maybe that I spent a lot of time in situations where I had no idea what was going on, and maybe I thought it'd be nice to have somebody know what's going on for a change?

Or do you think I'm an absolute moron who went, "Hurr durr purdy must kiss am moron?"

I didn't think I had to choose between you guys liking me and respecting me, but if I do, I choose respect.

Who: Roy Mustang & Marco
What: Fucking shit up
Where: The inn
When: The night Roy and Riza house hunt
Warnings | Status: Kissing | Log - Complete

( He thought that Roy got it, but apparently not. )

Who: Kirito, Levi, North & General Mustang
What: A meeting of the one-named and the general.
When: December 8th, Early evening.
Where: The Elric/Spartan House
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( Why were there so many broody men in this place? Maybe there was something in the water that made them that way. )

Who: Brig. General Mustang & Lieutenant Hawkeye
What: House hunting. With a manic 30 year old child.
When: December 7th, Afternoon
Where: All around Elsewhere
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( It was painfully clear who was the woman in this relationship. )

Who: Kirito and Lucretia Prewett
What: A Japanese and a Brit walk into a bar...
Where: The diner
When: Backdated to the 26th
Warnings | Status: None | Log - Complete

( She was old enough and secure enough in herself that deferring to a 16-year old in his area of expertise didn’t bother her. )

Who: Harry Dresden & Texas
What: They need to talk.
When: December 7th, Evening
Where: The edge of town, near the church.
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( He’d been prepared to rush into his explanation because she was prone to just walking away when the conversation ceased being something she wanted to participate in. )

Who: Edward Elric & York
What: Just some time together.
When: December 4th, Evening
Where: The Elric/Spartan House
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( He didn’t actually want to be alone. That empty house suddenly felt huge, and Ed stood, shaking it off with an amused scoff at himself. Pathetic. )

[translated from Japanese]

Hey

My name is Kirito, I came here alone, though I was with someone when I left. There must have been a glitch in the game.

This network lags a ton. But it works, so beggars can't be choosers.

How much have you all figured out about this place? Besides the monsters in the woods, there's always some of those.

Who: Harry Dresden & Levi
What: Harry pets a horse. Levi is rude.
When: Nov. 9th, Afternoon
Where: The edge of town.
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( Harry didn't want to touch him. He wanted to run away as fast as humanly possible, to put distance between himself and that dead thousand yard stare. It took everything he had to stand in place, to look back at him resolutely. )

Mrs. Prewett, Marco and I went looking for these supposed giants. We found human corpses but no evidence of new activity within 50 miles of us. It's a damned mess out there.

They came through a Northern portal, not one of the originals we marked, be aware of it when you go out. They appear anywhere.

We collected data from the corpses, Ms. Mason. I thought it would be best to analyze them before we disposed of the corpses entirely.

York, Ed, next time don't wait so long to tell us.

- General Mustang

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[Marco]
Marco, I need you to go back out.

So yeah,there are giants now in the forest. They don't care about anything except eating you. I stabbed one in the eyes and it healed instantly, they're fucking fast. I don't suggest going to look for it.

Things that are awesome: Getting a job by punching people, and hookers are actually really nice.

Things that are less awesome: 7 people thinking you're one of the hookers.

Our creepy hospital has a new patient today.

Apparently a monster in the woods tried to eat Ed. Delta says he's coated in saliva, so he was in the thing's mouth. He's fine, no real damage, just his automail looks like it's been chewed on.

A guy on a horse with black hair and a green cape brought him in. If you see that guy, I wanna talk to him.

Ed's sleeping now, he'll be just fine.

Who: Edward & Alphonse Elric, Levi Ackerman & York
What: Ed wanders into the forest.
When: Nov. 8th, Afternoon
Where: The Woods
Rating: R for Violence
Status: Log - Complete

( The forest had never seen anything like these monsters before. They were giant.  )