Roy and Riza:
You two can keep the house.
If you want to play house with a child, then have one. But stop trying to make decisions for me. For example, did it occur to either of you to ask my
opinion about moving? I'm not a piece of furniture. I'm not Roy's pacifier. Did either of you think that maybe there might be things I
wanted or didn't want in a place to live? Yeah, I can put up with living just about anywhere, but it doesn't mean I don't have any preferences.
Background for the rest of this since you two suck so much at communicating:
Roy, Riza and I were talking about you the other day. Riza, I kissed Roy. That's probably why he's a drunk mess on the floor. There, see? Communication.
Riza, I accept that I don't know you or Roy as well as you know each other, especially about what you've been through. But that goes the other way too. You don't know me as well as you know Roy. Except for the fact that I'm attracted to you and Roy and I get confused about people's reactions to me, you know zero about what I like or don't like sexually. It's not like I never think about it or fantasize. For all you know, I like the idea of fucking someone who's wearing a clown nose.
Roy, I'm not pissed that you said no. People have said no. Riza's obviously not interested and ask her, I've not been weird about it. I fought with someone I liked for three years while she was with someone else and it wasn't weird. I'm pissed because you seem to think it's your job to decide I can't make my own decisions. I've been making life or death decisions since I was 13, including personal ones like 'hey, should we murder my mom to save humanity?' No, I'm not very romantically experienced, but come on, do you really think I don't weigh decisions before I make them? Give me some goddamned credit.
Besides, it's not like you two are much better at this.
Like maybe that I spent a lot of time in situations where I had no idea what was going on, and maybe I thought it'd be nice
to have somebody know what's going on for a change?
Or do you think I'm an absolute moron who went, "Hurr durr purdy must kiss am moron?"
I didn't think I had to choose between you guys liking me and respecting me, but if I do, I choose respect.