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Trenton Beck has ([info]imaginaryfish) wrote in [info]doors,
@ 2013-11-16 17:27:00

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Entry tags:alfred pennyworth, bellatrix black, cassandra cain, castiel, death, delirium, joker

public.
[Handwriting is slanted, the page is stained with something green.]

So. Does anybody stay at the Palazzo? Because this isn't my room, I can't find my phone, and there's jello fucking everywhere.



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[info]forsaken
2013-11-17 01:43 am UTC (link)
Depends. Are you by any chance a redhead with perfect tits and a super classy Playboy bunny tramp stamp?

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[info]imaginaryfish
2013-11-17 01:46 am UTC (link)
That would be no, no, no.

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[info]forsaken
2013-11-17 01:52 am UTC (link)
Too bad. If you said yes I was going to tell you not to bother leaving your number on the way out.

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[info]imaginaryfish
2013-11-17 02:17 am UTC (link)
Because you like redheads, tits, or tattoos?

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[info]forsaken
2013-11-17 02:21 am UTC (link)
Because not-you insisted on Jello over whipped cream. I mean insisted, with pouting and imminent foot stomping. Bitches gots to be flexible, you know?

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[info]imaginaryfish
2013-11-17 02:23 am UTC (link)
Wait, hold the fuck up. Are you telling me I ended up in your hotel room where you had a jello date with some bitch?

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[info]forsaken
2013-11-17 02:28 am UTC (link)
I was thinking it was just a kinky coincidence - I mean, it's a big hotel. They've got to run at least two or three Jello dates per night, yeah? But now I don't know, maybe you snuck in while she was taking 45 minutes to get off and I was more interested in the rum. Are you particularly sneaky?

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[info]imaginaryfish
2013-11-17 02:31 am UTC (link)
There was enough xanax involved last night that the world may never know the answer to that question.

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[info]forsaken
2013-11-17 02:38 am UTC (link)
A benzo high? That's your choice for a wild night, really? Just sad.

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[info]imaginaryfish
2013-11-17 02:41 am UTC (link)
Benzos and bingo, baby. I'm the wildest cat at the nursing home, ask anyone.

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[info]forsaken
2013-11-17 02:46 am UTC (link)
You ever play strip canasta? There's a good time. No benzo zombies allowed, I only invite the fun tweaker kids over for play dates.

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[info]imaginaryfish
2013-11-17 02:49 am UTC (link)
Strip Mario Kart is more my speed.

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[info]forsaken
2013-11-17 02:58 am UTC (link)
How far can we take this? I'm thinking strip Oregon Trail.

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[info]imaginaryfish
2013-11-17 03:01 am UTC (link)
So what, take a sock off when you get dysentery? Pants off when the first kid dies? [...] Strip Words with Friends? We could start a rousing game right now.

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[info]forsaken
2013-11-17 03:06 am UTC (link)
R M I S E N [BLANK], go.

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[info]imaginaryfish
2013-11-17 03:16 am UTC (link)
SURMISE. Blank becomes a U.

Your letters are: N E O V B [BLANK]

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[info]forsaken
2013-11-17 03:21 am UTC (link)
ENTOMB, using your M. Blank becomes a T.

You only had one S to use. Take something off.

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[info]imaginaryfish
2013-11-17 03:28 am UTC (link)
You are coldblooded. [...] Shirt's off.

Give me some new letters.

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[info]forsaken
2013-11-17 03:37 am UTC (link)
A L H C I T, plus your remaining N.

Is it cold in here, or are you easily excited by Scrabble knock-offs?

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