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Author: Lady B
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, other pairings to follow
Genre: AU Fantasy
Rating: Will be rated per chapter
Warnings: M/M relationship, character death, OOC, descriptive sexual acts between persons of the same sex
Challenge: 50harlequins prompt #45: Running from an arranged marriage and falling for a stranger who turns out to be the groom.
Summary: Space...the final frontier...In the year 4437 A.E. (After Earth) Prince Draco Abraxas Lucien Malfoy of the planet kingdom Slytherin is being forced to marry the enigmatic Prince of the neighboring planet kingdom Gryffindor. He hates the fact that he has to marry someone he's never met and runs away. His father, King Lucius, sends one of the best Retrievers in the galaxy after his wayward son, to be delivered to the Prince of Gryffindor personally.

Harry Potter was the best star pilot to ever come out of Hogwarts Academy. Known to his friends and crew as Captain Evans, he was also one of His Majesty's Retrievers, a band of men and women who searched the galaxies for the lost or stolen, whether they be people or objects. The Queen sends him on a mission requested by King Malfoy of Slytherin: find and retrieve his son to be delivered to the Prince of Gryffindor for a marriage ceremony.

Once he crosses paths with the Ice Prince of Slytherin, he does all he can to melt his heart of ice, and to make Draco his very own at personal cost to himself and the kingdom he serves.

Of course, things don't always go according to plan (-cue Darth Vader's Imperial March-)...

Disclaimer: All recognizable characters and plots from the Harry Potterverse belong to JK Rowling and various publishing companies and movie studios. I am not making any money from this. I am simply doing this for the fun of it. Any plot devices and original characters belong to me alone and are simply a figment of my imagination.
Author's Note: I can't believe I'm starting another one and haven't even finished the other five I'm working on. But this demanded to be written as soon as possible. You may have seen this one before, I started working on it a few months ago before LiveJournal started going belly up. This was originally titled "When Love Is All We Need" and was set in the far past. But then I got the insane idea to write a space story, a la Star Wars and Spaceballs. This is me asking: What if George Lucas had written Harry Potter instead. Harry is my 'Han Solo' while Draco takes on the role of 'Princess Leia', only without the skimpy slave girl outfit and donuts on his ears.

Posting of chapters will commence on Monday!

Originally posted July 31, 2006

I spent all day working on this, seems like...between driving my mom to a doctor's appointment and running her boyfriend all over the place, I probably would have posted this about 4 hours ago lol.

Title: You're Worth It
Author: Lady B
Genre: Romance
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG13
Word Count: approx. 2300 words
Summary: Harry turns 26 today and Draco gets him something really special.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Brothers Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Note: This satisfies three conditions: #1. jamie2109's AWDT prompt: Take the last full sentence on page 30 of a book (Not HP or the fandom you're writing in), #2. A birthday fic in honor of Harry Potter's 26th birthday and #3. prompt #346: Pet from my hpfanfic10x10 table.

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Originally posted July 28, 2006

Title: The Soft Goodbye
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry + Draco (established)
Rating: PG13
Genre: Romance in the face of Tragedy
Warning: Character Death
Word Count: about 2070 words
Summary: Harry gives his life to save the ones he loves.
Author Note: This is a song fic based on Celtic Woman's “The Soft Goodbye”. This is prompt #349: Goodbye from my hpfanfic10x10 table.
Warning #2: I had to re-read this twice to check for spelling, punctuation and flow...and all 3 times (including when I was writing it), it brought tears to my eyes because it hit close to home for me. If you want to read this, bring tissue. If character death squicks you, don't read this at all.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc.. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended. All song lyrics contained within are the property of their respective owners and I do not claim them as my own.

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( The Soft Goodbye )

If you would like the song "The Soft Goodbye", please email me and let me know.

Originally posted July 14, 2006

Title: If It Looks Like A Duck...
Author: Lady B
Genre: Pure Unadulterated AU Crack!
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Snape/Lupin, Lucius/Sirius
Rating: NC17
Warnings: crazy misuse of bodily functions and language
Summary: No summary...I want to surprise people.
Disclaimer: JKR does it too! You know she does!
Author's Note: DO NOT ASK WHAT I WAS THINKING WHEN I CAME UP WITH THIS! I was at work, I was tired, I was on a break and I was sitting in the loo when this occurred to me. Harry and Draco are over the age of consent.

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( I have no excuse for this other than the fact that I'm slightly insane )

Originally posted July 8, 2006

Someone needs to explain the meaning of "Drabble" to me lol...

Title: Reversal of Fortune
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC17
Warnings: boy snogging, language, slight frottage
Word Count: 1295 words
Teaser: But he was beyond caring as he felt Harry wrap Quidditch-toned arms around his back, his hands resting on the globes of Draco's arse, squeezing roughly but gently.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations based on the books by JK Rowling. No money is being made with this story. This is just me simply having a little bit of fun with Harry and Draco.
Additional Disclaimer: Due to the nature of this fic, this author will not be held responsible for any underage readers who may come across this. Please observe any warnings, ratings and any legal ages of consent for your part of the world.
Author Note: This is for enchanted_jae's (livejournal) monthly drabble challenge. The prompt: Draco tugged Harry into a heated kiss used at the beginning of the story.
Summary: Blaise bet Draco 100 Galleons to kiss Harry Potter in front of everyone at breakfast.



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Title: The Gryffindor Who Should Have Been A Slytherin
Author: Lady B
Rating (this chapter): NC-17 for the sex and language
Pairings: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger
Summary: Ron Weasley liked to pretend he was stupid. His closest friends didn't realize he was actually very smart. So smart in fact, he set up a certain Slytherin with a certain Gryffindor and no one realized it was him until the end.
Disclaimer: JKR owns. I do not. I bow to her greatness.

Title: Pride & Cunning
Author: Lady B
Rating (this chapter): NC-17 for the sex and language
Pairings: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger
Summary: Successful in his attempt to hook up Harry and Draco, Ron sets his sights on his DADA teacher and the Hogwarts Potion Master, who have been sharing discreet (so they thought) looks at the teacher's table.
Disclaimer: JKR owns. I do not. I bow to her greatness.
Author Notes: This is a sequel to “The Gryffindor Who Should Have Been a Slytherin”. This one is a bit longer and it's from several different POV's. Oh...and HBP did NOT happen – AT ALL. DUMBLEDORE LIVES, PEOPLE!!

Title: Cocksure
Author: Lady B
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Severus/Lucius/Remus
Rating: PG13 (Trust me!!)
Word Count: 528 words
Summary: Draco has a very bad habit of walking in on the tail-end of a conversation. What's worse is when he drags Harry along for the ride.
Disclaimer: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's Note: This lovely piece came to me while I was straightening the nuts section at work. I was staring at a can of cocktail peanuts and suddenly burst out laughing as this idea came to mind. Set in The Silence of Silence universe, just after Harry's fight with Ron (and if you haven't read Silence yet then you must be living under a rock). Enjoy!

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~Fin!

My birthday was Monday, and some of my friends wrote me fic based on prompts I gave. Here's the list, listed by what journal they were posted to. I still have one or two coming so this list will expand in the next few weeks.

Insanejournal

quite_grey wrote Dungeon Days and Dungeon Nights: Things get a little different in the dungeons when the sun goes down...

sirenprincess wrote Kitten Therapy: After a stressful week Severus and Harry take Draco on a Muggle shopping trip to a pet store. Guess who ends up with a kitten?

elfflame wrote Harry/Draco with my prompt black panther

alisanne wrote Animal Behavior: Things change for three men as they integrate new companions into their lives. It's a sequel of sorts to sirenprincess's Kitten Therapy

Livejournal

enchanted_jae wrote Cellular part 1: Harry calls Ron to see if he wants to do something, but he decides to play a prank on him first. Part 2 will be coming in the form of another birthday fic for someone else, so keep an eye out.

Title: Marriage & Migraines
Author: Lady B
Word count: 1,133 words (Version 1)/ 1,650 words (Version 2)
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Public blowjobs
Summary: Harry gets lost on the way to Ron and Hermione's wedding.
Disclaimer: JKR owns. I simply like the pretty boys turned to men.
Author notes: jamie2109's weekly AWDT challenge. This week's prompt: “Can we go now?” I did 2 versions of this story...the longer version has a little bit of backstory in it regarding Voldemort and how Harry killed him. And I went over the 500-word limit again lol.

1. This way to the short version...

2. This way to the long backstory version...

Originally posted March 26, 2006...my flagship entry for awdt

Title: Blind Love
Author: Lady B
Pairing: Draco + Harry, who else?
Rating: PG-13 for the fluff, R for the language and implied sex.
Summary: After a string of bad dates, Blaise sets Draco up with an anonymous friend. Draco, of course, is not thrilled about blind dating...until he meets his date.
Author's Note: This takes place about 5 years after the gang leaves school. Blaise and Draco have taken up residence in the USA, sharing an apartment in the wizarding section New York City. Harry comes for a visit. This is for the weekly AWDT from jamie2109 (my first try at one of these) with the prompt of “He's very quiet and enjoys puzzles.” I think I went way beyond the 500-word limit lol.
Disclaimer: If I had half the imagination JKR does, I don't think I'd be writing this. She owns, I don't. Deal with it. -grin-

Onward to the cheesey-fluff piece!

Originally posted February 13, 2006

Title: The Gryffindor Who Should Have Been A Slytherin
Author: Lady Bahiya (ladybelz)
Genre: Crack!
Rating: R for the language and implied Man!Sex
Word count: About 1490 words.
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Summary: Ron Weasley liked to pretend he was stupid. His closest friends didn't realize he was actually very smart. So smart in fact, he set up a certain Slytherin with a certain Gryffindor and no one realized it was him until the end. Ron's POV.
Author's Note: That damn bunny is at it again!! This little piece of Valentine crack came to me at 1:30 this morning while I was at work. It's short. Don't kill me.
Disclaimer: I'm not Jo. I'm not getting paid. I have a very strange imagination. Humor me.

Originally posted January 26, 2006, this was inspired by Michael Flatley's music documentary "Feet of Flames"

Title: A New Kink
Author: Lady Bahiya
Pairing: Draco/Harry (established)
Rating: NC-17
Genre: A/U crack!fic
Warnings: leather, toys and voyeuristic tendencies
Summary: Harry has a sudden fascination with a tap dancer. Draco is about to find out why. Takes place the Summer of '98, after they've graduated.
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR. “Feet of Flames” belongs to Michael Flatley. The plot is all mine.
A/N: Sorry for the long back story. I needed to do it to explain how Draco and Harry came to be together. And this little ditty is based on my current obsession with “Lord of the Dance” and Michael Flatley.

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( Wanna smell my crack? )

WARNING: THIS IS RPS (Porn Star!Tom/Porn Star!Dan) with a side dose of Draco/Harry! If this squicks you, click that 'x' button at the top right of your screen.

Originally written in November 2005

Title: Life's Little Parody
Author: ladybelz
Pairing: Harry/Draco, Tom/Dan (yes you read it right)
Word count: 911 words
Genre: A/U
Rating: NC18
Summary: They say that sometimes life imitates art. They didn't know how right that statement was.
*A/N*: I am apologizing right now because this story came to me while I was napping last night before heading to work and it sank it's teeth into me and wouldn't let go. And because of the "reality" of this, I'm apologizing in advance if someone is offended by it. But don't say I didn't warn you.
*Disclaimer*: I am not the fabulous JK Rowling, nor do I wish to be (ok maybe a little). Harry Potter belongs to her and her alone. I am not making any money from this story nor do I intend to. I'm just playing within the world she has so wonderfully created. I do not know Dan Radcliffe, Tom Felton or any other actor from the movies in a personal sense and meant no harm by the creation of the following story. It is simply a figment of my own sick & twisted imagination. Everyone will be safe, sound and whatever sexual preference they may be when I am done. Thank you.


( Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. )

Claims table for 50harlequins

Claim: Harry/Draco
Fandom: Harry Potter
Number of Themes Claimed: 12

05. Stranded in the storm.	13. Rich lord and a poor orphan trying to save her home and family.	17. Teacher and single parent.
22. Cop & Amnesiac Accident Victim.	23. Spoiled rich girl and a poor boy.	29. Mail-order bride.
33. Long seperated lovers.	36. Playboy and his more serious neighbor/employee	39. Divorcee and mysterious stranger
44. Princess and bodyguard	45. Running from an arranged marriage and falling for a stranger who turns out to be the groom. COMPLETED Nov.27.2008	48. He swore off women after being hurt, they're all deceitful. Then he met her, but what is she hiding?