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Charlie Price (charlieprice) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-04-17 11:10:00

Entry tags:

!open, ~greg house

Hello,

Sorry to bother you all. I'm not sure if all of you are aware- I know there are some new recruits and so on- but my husband is due to have a baby in ~~July~~ August. In my world at least, this really isn't meant to be possible. I've obviously been following his pregnancy closely, and everything is going exactly as you would expect it to in a woman's body.

Of course, there is a problem. Although the island has apparently rendered him capable of carrying a child to full term, I have no idea what is going to happen when he reaches his due date.

I am no surgeon. I know that the logical solution is going to be a Caesarean, but- do any of you have any experience in this area? I've read what I can, but without any practical experience I'm- terrified, frankly. ~~I could lose them both~~ I need your help, whatever you feel able to offer.

Thank you,
JW

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	charlieprice 2013-04-17 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, he's a consulting detective, he does this for a living, and he's terrifyingly good at it. There's no having secrets around him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-17 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	How much do you want to bet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	charlieprice 2013-04-17 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, no- seriously, he would know. Or no, he would notice. That's his thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-17 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	It's also my thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	charlieprice 2013-04-17 09:44 pm UTC (link)
	What is, noticing things? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-17 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	That no one else does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	charlieprice 2013-04-18 12:30 pm UTC (link)
	Well, what did you notice about me, then? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-18 12:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'll tell you if you tell me where you keep the stash of narcotics in the hospital. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	charlieprice 2013-04-18 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	No, no, no- we need to get you off that stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-18 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	No, we don't. I'm in pain. A little thang called an infarction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-04-18 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know a thing about "infarctions" but I can tell you that addiction doesn't get you far. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-18 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm I don't quite remember asking for the opinion of a bartender who doesn't have a clue about infarctions. I have a pain problem, not a pain management problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-04-18 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not the bartender. This email is to medical staff. Bartenders may be pretty good with sedatives but that's it. Yeah, and I had a hunger problem and not a killing one. If John says, you need to get off that stuff, you should trust his opinion. He's a good doctor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-18 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	So the bar is just a hobby? Elaborate on your addiction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-04-18 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	No, that's a different me. I'm here twice. Blood. I've been a vampire for nearly 100 years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-18 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Of course you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)