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Charlie Price ([info]charlieprice) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2013-04-17 11:10:00

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Entry tags:!open, ~greg house



Hello,

Sorry to bother you all. I'm not sure if all of you are aware- I know there are some new recruits and so on- but my husband is due to have a baby in July August. In my world at least, this really isn't meant to be possible. I've obviously been following his pregnancy closely, and everything is going exactly as you would expect it to in a woman's body.

Of course, there is a problem. Although the island has apparently rendered him capable of carrying a child to full term, I have no idea what is going to happen when he reaches his due date.

I am no surgeon. I know that the logical solution is going to be a Caesarean, but- do any of you have any experience in this area? I've read what I can, but without any practical experience I'm- terrified, frankly. I could lose them both I need your help, whatever you feel able to offer.

Thank you,
JW


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[info]blacktwin
2013-04-18 09:08 pm UTC (link)
No, that's a different me. I'm here twice.

Blood. I've been a vampire for nearly 100 years.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-18 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Of course you are.



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[info]blacktwin
2013-04-18 09:47 pm UTC (link)
And you can spot the human newbie immediately.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-18 10:05 pm UTC (link)
So when was the last time you slurped on some delicious appetizing blood?

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[info]blacktwin
2013-04-18 10:07 pm UTC (link)
About a year ago.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-18 10:12 pm UTC (link)
And you're functioning perfectly fine?

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[info]blacktwin
2013-04-18 10:15 pm UTC (link)
I'm dead now. I'm a ghost. I don't know if you would call that perfectly fine functioning. Medically, I'm very much past it. But I'd say so, yes.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-18 10:17 pm UTC (link)
Right.

Is this as ridiculous as it gets or are you going to throw something else into the mix?

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[info]blacktwin
2013-04-18 10:25 pm UTC (link)
Puh, I think I can make it better. You can't see me so if you ever see a backpack floating around, that's me. Oh, and my other self can turn into an armadillo.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-18 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Why brain? Why?

What sort of evolutionary advantage is that?

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[info]blacktwin
2013-04-18 10:35 pm UTC (link)
He can curl into a ball, maybe he can lick his own balls now.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-18 10:49 pm UTC (link)
It's more than you can do.

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[info]blacktwin
2013-04-19 05:51 am UTC (link)
I know, I'm so jealous.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-19 03:17 pm UTC (link)
Should be.

When was the last time you got laid?

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[info]blacktwin
2013-04-19 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Recently enough.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-19 10:30 pm UTC (link)
So no one can see you, yet you still manage to get laid?

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[info]blacktwin
2013-04-19 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Where exactly did I say that no one can see me?

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-19 10:49 pm UTC (link)
Right.

I forget that humans aren't the only species on this fucked up "island".

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[info]blacktwin
2013-04-19 10:56 pm UTC (link)
You really don't take all of this seriously, do you?

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-19 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Nope.

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[info]blacktwin
2013-04-20 07:50 am UTC (link)
What do you think this is? Some kind of hallucination?

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-20 12:17 pm UTC (link)
Yep.

Not falling for it this time. Definitely not this time.

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[info]blacktwin
2013-04-20 06:02 pm UTC (link)
So, how long do these hallucinations normally stay?

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-21 09:34 pm UTC (link)
As long as I keep poppin'

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[info]blacktwin
2013-04-22 07:49 pm UTC (link)
Then why don't you stop?

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(no subject) - [info]gregory_housemd, 2013-04-22 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]blacktwin, 2013-04-23 07:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gregory_housemd, 2013-04-23 11:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blacktwin, 2013-04-23 11:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gregory_housemd, 2013-04-24 10:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blacktwin, 2013-04-24 03:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gregory_housemd, 2013-04-24 10:05 pm UTC

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