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Tweak says, "luke and worf get into it"

Charlie Price (charlieprice) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-04-17 11:10:00

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!open, ~greg house

Hello,

Sorry to bother you all. I'm not sure if all of you are aware- I know there are some new recruits and so on- but my husband is due to have a baby in ~~July~~ August. In my world at least, this really isn't meant to be possible. I've obviously been following his pregnancy closely, and everything is going exactly as you would expect it to in a woman's body.

Of course, there is a problem. Although the island has apparently rendered him capable of carrying a child to full term, I have no idea what is going to happen when he reaches his due date.

I am no surgeon. I know that the logical solution is going to be a Caesarean, but- do any of you have any experience in this area? I've read what I can, but without any practical experience I'm- terrified, frankly. ~~I could lose them both~~ I need your help, whatever you feel able to offer.

Thank you,
JW

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	charlieprice 2013-04-19 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	That may be so, and I'm not saying that you're not- but you should let me take a look. A tad unethical to self-medicate, yes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-19 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	They are prescribed for you information. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	charlieprice 2013-04-19 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not saying they're not, but you can understand that the way you brought it up was bound to ring alarm bells. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-19 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	Now that I've explained that I'm a poor man in pain, will you show me the stash? Pretty please. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	charlieprice 2013-04-19 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	Has anyone ever told you that you're quite hard work? Yes, but we should still talk about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-19 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	Prostitutes mainly. Fine fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

saltyolddoc
2013-04-23 04:26 pm UTC (link)

Al right, son, listen up, 'cause I'm only gonna say this ONCE...

YOU are NOT funny, or even a GOOD DOCTOR...! Hell, if you don't remind me a little of that QUACK Meraktis... Bet he was poppin' lots of pills, too...! I mean, HONESTLY, son, your bedside manner is SHIT, and your manners towards your COLLEAGUES are even WORSE, from what I seen up in this email thread...!

But anyhow, back to you, Dr Watson - son, don't you worry about a thing about your - er - husband! I mean, I done LOTS of c-sections in MY clinic, back home...! I didn't ever take a labouring woman into my care, 'less it was dire enough for SURGERY... so yeah, I'd say it's safe to say that I've got a TOUCH more experience than this fucker who's apparently TRIPPING BALLS, and who ALSO hasn't done anything like a caesarian since his med school ROTATION in maternity...!

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	gregory_housemd 2013-04-24 10:13 am UTC (link)
	Tripping balls and I'd be diagnosing faster than you. Look, I can spell full words. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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