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Tweak says, "I have a fighting hand!"

Charlie Price (charlieprice) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-04-17 11:10:00

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!open, ~greg house

Hello,

Sorry to bother you all. I'm not sure if all of you are aware- I know there are some new recruits and so on- but my husband is due to have a baby in ~~July~~ August. In my world at least, this really isn't meant to be possible. I've obviously been following his pregnancy closely, and everything is going exactly as you would expect it to in a woman's body.

Of course, there is a problem. Although the island has apparently rendered him capable of carrying a child to full term, I have no idea what is going to happen when he reaches his due date.

I am no surgeon. I know that the logical solution is going to be a Caesarean, but- do any of you have any experience in this area? I've read what I can, but without any practical experience I'm- terrified, frankly. ~~I could lose them both~~ I need your help, whatever you feel able to offer.

Thank you,
JW

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	blacktwin 2013-04-18 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	I'm dead now. I'm a ghost. I don't know if you would call that perfectly fine functioning. Medically, I'm very much past it. But I'd say so, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-18 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Right. Is this as ridiculous as it gets or are you going to throw something else into the mix? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-04-18 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Puh, I think I can make it better. You can't see me so if you ever see a backpack floating around, that's me. Oh, and my other self can turn into an armadillo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-18 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	~~Why brain? Why?~~ What sort of evolutionary advantage is that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-04-18 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	He can curl into a ball, maybe he can lick his own balls now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-18 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	It's more than you can do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-04-19 05:51 am UTC (link)
	I know, I'm so jealous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-19 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	Should be. When was the last time you got laid? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-04-19 09:45 pm UTC (link)
	Recently enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-19 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	So no one can see you, yet you still manage to get laid? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-04-19 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Where exactly did I say that no one can see me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-19 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Right. I forget that humans aren't the only species on this fucked up "island". (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-04-19 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	You really don't take all of this seriously, do you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-19 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Nope. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-04-20 07:50 am UTC (link)
	What do you think this is? Some kind of hallucination? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-20 12:17 pm UTC (link)
	Yep. Not falling for it this time. Definitely not this time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-04-20 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	So, how long do these hallucinations normally stay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-21 09:34 pm UTC (link)
	As long as I keep poppin' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-04-22 07:49 pm UTC (link)
	Then why don't you stop? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-22 09:48 pm UTC (link)
	Why? It's an awesome hallucination. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-04-23 07:00 am UTC (link)
	Until you die. So what is it you are doing actually now? Are you sitting in your office and writing emails talking to your friend? Am I your friend? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-23 11:19 am UTC (link)
	You seem to think I care. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-04-23 11:46 am UTC (link)
	No, I'm just amused and curious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-24 10:14 am UTC (link)
	I could be anywhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blacktwin 2013-04-24 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	Hmm, so if you were driving a car right now, that would be fucking dangerous, wouldn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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