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mycroft holmes is smarter than you (hisarchenemy) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-04-23 13:46:00

Entry tags:

anthea, mycroft holmes, sherlock holmes

i I believe I may need some ~~assiste~~ ~~asista~~ help. I can't seem to find my mother and I don't know where I am ~~which never happens. I always know where I~~.

[ooc: ohai everyone. have an ickle!mycroft.]

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	reasonbackward 2011-04-23 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Curious. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, it's very curious and very unlikely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reasonbackward 2011-04-23 05:55 pm UTC (link)
	Not nearly as unlikely as you might think. This place is full of the improbable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Sir, with all due respect, I don't even know where I am right now or how I came to be here. It seems ~~incredab~~ very unlikely I would leave the city without my mother and not even remember. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reasonbackward 2011-04-23 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you didn't. You were brought here some time ago as an adult, and this city has seen fit to shrink you down to eight, nine years old. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	That doesn't make any sense. ~~Are you mad? My mum says that there are all sorts of mad people in the world and if you're one of them~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reasonbackward 2011-04-23 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Not one wit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	~~You sound like my mum now. How is that even~~ So you want me to believe that I was a grown man yesterday simply based on your word? Why ever would I do that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reasonbackward 2011-04-23 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Because I am currently incapable of lying. You can ask me any question at all, and I have to tell the 100% honest to God truth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	But you don't seem to know anything worth asking after. All you've said is a few things that aren't even possible. I just want to go home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reasonbackward 2011-04-23 08:51 pm UTC (link)
	Come now, Mycroft. You know as well as I that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. Simply look outside and tell me what you see then consider my position once more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Don't use my own logic against me. I haven't even eliminated the possible yet. This could all be chalked up to some sort of mass hallucination or some sort of ~~expiri~~ experiment or any number of things that make more sense than simply taking your word for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	reasonbackward 2011-04-23 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, of course, because hallucinations are solid and allow communication through outside means. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	~~Oh man this is too funny~~ Sir? Mr. Holmes? I mean.. Mycroft? I know you don't know me, but I'm Anthea. I can help if you'd like. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Will you please tell me where I am and how I can find my mother? She's going to be very worried about me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	You're in a place called Colligo, and I'm afraid your mother isn't here. You've been plucked out of time, I'm afraid. I know it sounds like complete tosh, but sadly it's the truth. We can look for your mother though, if you'd like. I might be wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	So this device is right? It really is April of 2011? No, there's no need. If she were here, she would have made herself known by now so I could help settle my brother down. He doesn't like changes very much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	It is. You're probably right. I know he doesn't. Actually, you're talking to him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	That's mental. Entirely and wholly mental. I'm what? No I'm not. My brother is only just barely two years old! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	I know, it is. As much as I hate it when he's right, he is. If this really is 2011, then he would be how old? It fits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	Well, yes. It does fit. You're right on that. But he's so very old! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	I know, he's positively ancient. And a right pain in the you know what. I can come and find you if you want. Take you to get something to eat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	He's a pain? How is he a pain. My brother can be a bit difficult but he's never been a pain before... If you don't mind, I would ~~appricia~~ ~~aprecia~~ like that. [address to the shop he ducked into upon finding himself a child] Thank you, Ms. Anthea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Oh just being too smart for his own good. You both are really. Of course he's never been a pain, he was two. All right, I'll be right there. Don't talk to strangers and all of that stuff. You're very welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Mum said I was a pain at two. Much more than Sherlock. And it isn't his fault he's so smart. He can't help it ~~not any more than I can~~. I'm nine, not mentally ~~defici~~ slow, ma'am. I know better. I'll just wait for you right here by the shopkeeper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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