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Tweak says, "Hi wifey!"

mycroft holmes is smarter than you (hisarchenemy) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-04-23 13:46:00

Entry tags:

anthea, mycroft holmes, sherlock holmes

i I believe I may need some ~~assiste~~ ~~asista~~ help. I can't seem to find my mother and I don't know where I am ~~which never happens. I always know where I~~.

[ooc: ohai everyone. have an ickle!mycroft.]

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	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Will you please tell me where I am and how I can find my mother? She's going to be very worried about me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	You're in a place called Colligo, and I'm afraid your mother isn't here. You've been plucked out of time, I'm afraid. I know it sounds like complete tosh, but sadly it's the truth. We can look for your mother though, if you'd like. I might be wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	So this device is right? It really is April of 2011? No, there's no need. If she were here, she would have made herself known by now so I could help settle my brother down. He doesn't like changes very much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	It is. You're probably right. I know he doesn't. Actually, you're talking to him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	That's mental. Entirely and wholly mental. I'm what? No I'm not. My brother is only just barely two years old! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	I know, it is. As much as I hate it when he's right, he is. If this really is 2011, then he would be how old? It fits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	Well, yes. It does fit. You're right on that. But he's so very old! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	I know, he's positively ancient. And a right pain in the you know what. I can come and find you if you want. Take you to get something to eat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	He's a pain? How is he a pain. My brother can be a bit difficult but he's never been a pain before... If you don't mind, I would ~~appricia~~ ~~aprecia~~ like that. [address to the shop he ducked into upon finding himself a child] Thank you, Ms. Anthea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	Oh just being too smart for his own good. You both are really. Of course he's never been a pain, he was two. All right, I'll be right there. Don't talk to strangers and all of that stuff. You're very welcome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	Mum said I was a pain at two. Much more than Sherlock. And it isn't his fault he's so smart. He can't help it ~~not any more than I can~~. I'm nine, not mentally ~~defici~~ slow, ma'am. I know better. I'll just wait for you right here by the shopkeeper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 09:42 pm UTC (link)
	I know it's neither of your faults. It's just how you are. Sorry, I haven't ever really done this before. Well except for babysitting when I was younger. I'll be right there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	It really is. ~~Sometimes I wish~~ You're doing fine. Even those who do babysit don't ever know what to make of me. They all say I'm too smart for my own good. Mum finally gave up finding anyone willing to watch after me, just this past year. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Actually I do know what to make of you. And you are, but that's just fine by me. Oh honey, I won't ever give up watching after you. No matter what size you are. You deserve to be looked after. I work for you when you're much older. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	I know I can drive people mental sometimes but I really don't mean to. I just can't help seeing things the way I do. I've tried seeing them as others do but I never manage it very well. You don't have to take care of me now just because of that, you know. I'm sure an older me would understand if you'd rather not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	You haven't driven me mental, far from it. I've always been glad to work for you. I know you, probably better than anyone. And I'm not going to leave you alone. And I'm certainly not going to let him look after you. I do have to take care of you, it's kind of my job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Only if you're sure. I doubt I included 'watch after me as a child' in your contract, whenever you started working for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'm very sure. I want to do it, I promise. It's my pleasure. I like taking care of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisarchenemy 2011-04-23 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	All right. I'll see you soon then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	toobusyforyou 2011-04-23 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	See you soon. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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