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Tony Stark is 50% great hair, 50% daddy issues. (tonystarks) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2012-09-06 20:29:00

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liz sherman, mycroft holmes, roy harper, sherlock holmes, tony stark

Okay, this isn't funny. Where the hell did everyone go? JARVIS seems to think they're here, but he can't actually contact any of them. If he sent everyone back without me, there is going to be a fucking show down. I've battled gods before, and I will do it again.

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	tonystarks 2012-09-07 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	The world's perception of everything is often skewed by its ignorance. Well, your brother is shacking up with my ex-girlfriend, so we've only got like two degrees of separation between us, which makes us practically... awkward second-cousins who don't really talk much. But I'm pretty sure that's close enough to a legitimate connection for us to get a drink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ifimnothungry 2012-09-07 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Isn't alcohol consumption usually the primary activity engaged in by distant, awkward family? I suppose if you wanted, I could make the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-09-07 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. That's where I got the idea. It'll be like a family reunion, but we won't feel obligated to ask lots of questions about distant relatives we don't really remember, and none of my cousins will try to sell me on their "inventions." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ifimnothungry 2012-09-07 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	You will be pleased to hear that invention is not one of my hobbies so I won't try and foist anything off onto you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-09-07 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Thank god. Because I'm out of new ways to explain that no matter how many flames you put on the side of it, a hand-crank hard-boiled-egg-peeler really isn't the sort of thing Stark Industries specializes in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ifimnothungry 2012-09-07 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Because more late night infomercial merchandise is exactly what this world needs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-09-07 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	Apparently, there's a real gap in the market for useless crap. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ifimnothungry 2012-09-07 11:46 pm UTC (link)
	Some people will buy anything. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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