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Tweak says, "Hedwig loves you!"

Nathan Wuornos (notarealboy) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2012-01-30 20:14:00

Entry tags:

duke crocker, emma swan, jo harvelle-wuornos, nathan wuornos, roy harper, sherlock holmes

My wife told me I needed to do this, and I have five minutes, so why not.

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Nope.

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
Out. Well, I don't sleep with sheets because my lovely wife hogs them.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Nope.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
Sometimes. They can be useful.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Nope.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Bees. Wouldn't feel it.

8. Do you have freckles?
Nope.

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
Nope. I get told I don't smile enough.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Lying.

11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Nope.

12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
I've been camping. Work it out for your damn self.

13. What about pooped in the woods?
See the above.

14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
The only time involved a fair few shots.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Sometimes. Gave myself a hell of a splinter once.

16. How many people have you slept with this week?
Just the wife this week.

17. What size is your bed?
Big.

18. What is your song of the week?
Red Solo Cup. Blame the wife playing it all the time. And singing it. And humming it.

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Is this really an issue?

20. Do you still watch cartoons?
When Jo and I watch the Winchester kids.

21. What's your least favorite movie?
I'm not big on romantic comedies.

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Isn't the point not to tell?

23. What do you drink with dinner?
Beer. Or water. Or coke.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Barbecue sauce. Jo got me turned on to it.

25. What is your favorite food?
Pancakes.

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Indiana Jones.

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
My lovely wife.

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Yes. Is anyone actually surprised?

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
Nope.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
Jo and I write each other notes, especially when our schedules don't line up.

31. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yeah.

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Nope. Given a few though.

33. Ran out of gas?
Nope.

34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
Tuna salad.

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Pancakes.

36. What is your usual bedtime?
Usually around 2 or 3, unless they need me at the station.

37. Are you lazy?
Nope.

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Police officer. Wanted to be like my dad.

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Dragon.

40. How many languages can you speak?
English and Spanish. Learning some Latin from the wife.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Nope.

42. Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
I liked them both.

43. Are you stubborn?
Damn right I am.

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Jo says Conan, and she knows best.

45. Ever watch soap operas?
Nope.

46. Afraid of heights?
Nope.

47. Sing in the car?
If the song's good.

48. Dance in the shower?
Nope.

49. Dance in the car?
On rare occasions.

50. Ever used a gun?
Yep.

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Don't rightly remember.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yep. Mostly because they are.

53. Is Christmas stressful?
Sometimes.

54. Ever eat a pierogi?
Nope.

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Pie is good. That's how I look at it. I guess, if I had to pick, apple.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Police officer. Or a cowboy.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yep.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Yep.

59. Take a vitamin daily?
Nope.

60. Wear slippers?
Nope.

61. Wear a bath robe?
Sometimes.

62. What do you wear to bed?
T-shirt and boxers, when Jo's not stealing them.

63. First concert?
Nirvana.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Never really had any of them in Haven. Guess they're all fine.

65. Nike or Adidas?
I prefer a good pair of work boots.

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
No thanks.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts.

68. Ever take dance lessons?
Nope.

69. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Bartender. Badass hunter. That kind of thing.

70. Can you curl your tongue?
Yep.

71. Ever won a spelling bee?
Yep.

72. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Nope.

73. Own any record albums?
Nope.

74. Own a record player?
Nope. Might have to look into changing that.

75. Regularly burn incense?
Nope.

76. Ever been in love?
Giving that a try right now.

77. Who would you like to see in concert?
Would love to take the wife to see REO.

78. What was the last concert you saw?
Foreigner.

79. Hot tea or cold tea?
Sweet tea.

80. Tea or coffee?
Coffee.

81. Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Snickerdoodles.

82. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Yep.

83. Can you swim well?
Yep.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yep.

85. Are you patient?
Most of the time.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Whatever works.

87. Ever won a contest?
Yep.

88. Ever have plastic surgery?
Nope.

89. Which are better black or green olives?
Black.

90. Can you knit or crochet?
Nope.

91. Best room for a fireplace?
Don't have much use for one.

92. Do you want to get married?
Already am.

93. If married, how long have you been married?
Few months.

94. Who was your high school crush?
Hannah Driscoll.

95. Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend?
I wouldn't. I'm happy with just my wife.

96. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Nope.

97. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
Not really my style.

98. Do you have kids?
Nope.

99. Do you want kids?
Maybe one day. Not too sure.

100. Do you miss anyone right now?
A few folks.

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	istandforme 2012-01-31 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Nathan, you are such a straight arrow that this is physically painful to read. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notarealboy 2012-01-31 02:00 am UTC (link)
	We can't all be reckless outlaws, Duke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	istandforme 2012-01-31 02:09 am UTC (link)
	I'm not saying you have to have an outlaw (because I'm not reckless), I'm saying you should live a little. You haven't even stolen a street sign. That's an adolescence right of passage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveisstr986 2012-01-31 02:12 am UTC (link)
	So you're not reckless just...impulsive? Is that what we're calling it, now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	istandforme 2012-01-31 02:16 am UTC (link)
	I'm an improviser! This is a good thing. It's a positive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveisstr986 2012-01-31 02:19 am UTC (link)
	You improvise frequently, from what I recall. Though it did make life interesting during our forced time together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	istandforme 2012-01-31 02:23 am UTC (link)
	I'm so glad that I could entertain, Ms. Swan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveisstr986 2012-01-31 02:28 am UTC (link)
	If you feel like entertaining anytime soon, feel free. I had much more fun than I expected. Random cuddles aside. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	istandforme 2012-01-31 02:36 am UTC (link)
	I make no apologies for that. You're very snuggly. But I would be happy to help you find ways to occupy your time. For instance, you could always help me get our beloved Police Chief's hands a bit dirty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_loveisstr986 2012-01-31 03:31 am UTC (link)
	So you told me. And snuggled. Maybe. If I wanted to lose my job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	istandforme 2012-01-31 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Bah! Like he'd actually fire you. He's not that uptight. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ifimnothungry 2012-01-31 02:04 am UTC (link)
	The bees' venom would still compound in your system whether you could feel it or not. A bear is much easier to dissuade from attacking. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notarealboy 2012-01-31 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Bees only really attack when you panic, because they end up feeling threatened. If you stay calm, that's not really an issue. People usually panic because of the pain. So it's ultimately less of a problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ifimnothungry 2012-01-31 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Unless they're Africanized. (Reply to this) (Parent)

arealspitfire
2012-01-31 02:18 am UTC (link)

I do not hog the sheets. I just get cold, and borrow some of yours.

Red Solo Cup is catchy. And fun. And you seem to like singing along too, if memory serves.

Barbecue sauce is the only thing that goes awesomely with chicken nuggets. Anything else is an abomination.

You have comfy t-shirts. And boxers. And sweatshirts. And bottoms. Also socks.

If you took me to see REO, I might just love you more than I already do. If it's possible.

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	redarrow_harper 2012-01-31 02:50 am UTC (link)
	Red Solo Cup? I am judging your wife's choices in music. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	arealspitfire 2012-01-31 03:32 am UTC (link)
	HEY! It's a funny, catchy song, thank you very much. (Reply to this) (Parent)