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Tweak says, "yeah, he's a total dork"

the brat prince (vampirelestat) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2024-07-17 11:47:00

Entry tags:

!gamewideplot, iwtv: lestat de lioncourt, marvel: hope van dyne (mcu), marvel: kamala khan (mcu), marvel: steve rogers (mcu)

[Voice Post]

His voice is quiet, low. It's clear he's confused, but amused.

"Ah, bonjour. It does not appear that I can type any words on here for some strange reason.

Would someone please explain to me what all of the little photos I am seeing on here are? Ils sont assez ridicules, n'est-ce pas? The phone that I was provided also has them, but I have- hmm, never understood their purpose."

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	Voice Call hope_van_dyne 2024-07-17 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, it's Lestat, right? I'm Hope, one of your neighbors. Thought it'd be faster just to call, since all we can text with are those "little photos". (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Voice Call vampirelestat 2024-07-17 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	Hello, Hope. The little photos are strange, no? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Call hope_van_dyne 2024-07-17 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	Definitely not the norm, but at least this weirdness is relatively mild compared to some of the other things I've experienced since getting here. The little pictures are called emojis, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Call vampirelestat 2024-07-17 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oui. The young human called Quentin explained to me that there have been a, hmm, variety of strange things. Apparently he lived in a fairytale and became a bear. [He chuckles] What strange things have you experienced, Hope? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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hope_van_dyne
2024-07-17 05:10 pm UTC (link)

Ah, yeah. I got really attached to geese and a talking horse during that one. Let's see, what else... A bunch of us sort lost our inhibitions for a day. That's how I married my now-husband. We've had swarms of murder birds. A bunch of bad guys showed up for a month and caused chaos. Cursed flowers, ominous fortune cookies, random bouts of ESP and psychic abilities. It's good times around here.

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	Voice Call vampirelestat 2024-07-17 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	It is a shame that I was not here when the "bad guys" were. I could have had a feast. Ah, well... [He hums softly to himself for a moment] I will be intrigued to see what else this odd version of San Francisco offers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Call hope_van_dyne 2024-07-17 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, so you are like the Lestat who was here before. Vampirically speaking. I wondered, but didn't want to presume. [there's a note of interest in her voice] When your predecessor was here, I have to confess I developed something of a keen interest in how the vampirism worked, but didn't get very far. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Call vampirelestat 2024-07-17 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	As strange as it still is for me to accept that there was another version of me, I cannot imagine any Lestat de Lioncourt is not a vampire. What do you wish to know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Call hope_van_dyne 2024-07-17 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	[she laughs lightly] Fair enough. I'm mostly interested in the bio-chemical composition of your blood. What makes a vampire a vampire on a genetic level. If that's not something you might be interested in, I totally understand. I may be a scientist, but I'm not a mad one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Voice Reply missmarvel 2024-07-17 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	They're called emojis! We usually use them to express our tone because it's hard to know that in text? And you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, so you throw out a smile or something. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Voice Reply vampirelestat 2024-07-17 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	Merci for the explanation. Is there a reason there are so many of them? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Reply missmarvel 2024-07-17 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you know, probably just this place being weird again. At least we can still speak and write normally. It's just affecting the network....'cept now I've probably jinxed it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Reply vampirelestat 2024-07-17 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	Is it common for the network to be toyed with like this? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Reply missmarvel 2024-07-17 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	Noooo. We have people that generally keep it safe and debugged. This is probably not a technical issue but a magical one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Reply vampirelestat 2024-07-17 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, of course. La magie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Reply missmarvel 2024-07-17 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Yeeeah. It keeps things interesting, to say the very least. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice Reply vampirelestat 2024-07-17 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	Merci. What is your name, child? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	Voice (French) do_this_all_day 2024-07-18 12:05 am UTC (link)
	From one oldie to another, I feel your pain. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Voice (French) vampirelestat 2024-07-18 12:10 am UTC (link)
	The technological advances over the decades have been fascinating and quite the adjustment. I do not believe we have met? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice (French) do_this_all_day 2024-07-18 12:17 am UTC (link)
	We haven't, sorry. I'm Steve, from 115. Sometimes I get in the habit of seeing people on the network and forgetting people can't see my name when I call them. Which is ironic, given what we were talking about with technology. Took a seventy year nap, and the world went on without me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice (French) vampirelestat 2024-07-18 12:34 am UTC (link)
	It is strange, isn't it? Ah, well. A pleasure to meet you, Steve. I am Lestat de Lioncourt. How did you manage to sleep for seventy years, if you do not mind me asking? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice (French) do_this_all_day 2024-07-18 12:42 am UTC (link)
	That's a long story, my new friend. The short-as-possible version is I went down in a plane in World War II and wound up stuck in the ice until some nice folks took me out and defrosted me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice (French) vampirelestat 2024-07-18 12:43 am UTC (link)
	I appreciate the abbreviated version. So you are around one hundred years old, I take it? Perhaps a little older? But with no recollection of those seventy years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Voice (French) do_this_all_day 2024-07-18 12:45 am UTC (link)
	A bit older, yeah, but not by much. You've got it right on the money, though. What about you, fellow oldster? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)