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Tweak says, "I've got skills"

Stiles Stilinski (yourplanssuck) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2024-07-06 21:15:00

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julie and the phantoms: alex mercer, kitty norville: kitty norville, marvel: may parker (mcu), teen wolf: stiles stilinski, the expanse: james holden, ~ex: marvel kid loki (mcu), ~ex: marvel sylvie (mcu)

Network Post : Stiles Stilinski
If I was ever given the opportunity to time travel, I'd go back and speak to the sadist who invented glitter. Which was a guy named Henry Ruschmann, for the record. At least, he was responsible for the plastic crap you find in your hair a week later. Thanks, Henry.

I can already hear the arguments that time travel could be used for more fulfilling and altruistic purposes. But I have a rebuttal for all your arguments, before you go there.

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	yourplanssuck 2024-07-06 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	Lincoln’s assassination led to what was at that point one of the largest man hunts in history. You could argue a lot was learned about effective methods for hunting killers came about as a result. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	donquixote 2024-07-06 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, this is just fun. The Emu War - go back and talk people out of starting shit in the first place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-07-06 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	The way the emus responded to the guns taught us a lot we didn’t previously know about emu behavior. A big leap forward in scientific knowledge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	donquixote 2024-07-06 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	What if you could go back to dinosaur dig sites, dig up some bones, carve random symbols into the bones, rebury them... and just sit back a century later to see what chaos unfolded? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-07-06 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	Ten points for creativity dude but for one thing, humanity has enough chaos to deal with and secondly, glitter being gone is worth more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	donquixote 2024-07-06 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	If it makes you feel any better, I don't think glitter is worth the expenditure of materials and effort where I come from. So we get there eventually? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-07-06 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	Hope for the future. I’ll take it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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