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Tweak says, "Where's the any key?"

loki. (unequal) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2024-06-28 11:07:00

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netpost ➢ (kid) loki.
did i just spend $200 on registering the alligator as an emotional support pet so they can't stop me from taking him into the starbucks? don't worry about it.

also, did you know they'll give you free drinks to take your alligator back out of the starbucks?

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	unequal 2024-06-28 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	see, that is just terribly disappointing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bassbard 2024-06-28 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Gerard is a good horse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unequal 2024-06-28 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	i would like to meet this gerard and judge that for myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bassbard 2024-06-28 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	And I would like to meet your alligator! So, we have a deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unequal 2024-06-28 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	he's gorged himself on whipped cream and croissants, so now is the ideal time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bassbard 2024-06-28 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	That honestly sounds like heaven. So, just so you don't freak out, I'm not human. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unequal 2024-06-28 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	i know someone who might agree with you. just so you don't freak out, i'm not either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bassbard 2024-06-28 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Is it the alligator? Okay, but Thor and them look human. I don't. I look like a devil. Because I am one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unequal 2024-06-28 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	it is, in fact, the alligator. oh, wait until you see what i really look like. either way, devil or not, that doesn't bother me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bassbard 2024-06-29 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Well, the alligator has good taste. You seem like you just look like a dude? We have some unusual people back home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unequal 2024-06-29 12:59 am UTC (link)
	don't let him hear you say that or he'll be insufferable. that's just the magic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bassbard 2024-06-29 01:01 am UTC (link)
	My lips are sealed. I can do magic to disguise myself too... I just... I don't. Maybe I like sticking out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unequal 2024-06-29 01:09 am UTC (link)
	i thank you for that. i have to live with him. it's force of habit for me. i suppose i could simply... choose to stop. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bassbard 2024-06-29 01:11 am UTC (link)
	If he gets to annoying, we can turn him into a beachball or something for a while. No one is going to force you to do anything. But some people are convinced I am Satan wanting to bring their souls to hell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unequal 2024-06-29 01:28 am UTC (link)
	if we toss him back into the pool, i don't know that he would even view that as a punishment. you're awfully polite for satan then, not that i have much experience with them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bassbard 2024-06-29 01:32 am UTC (link)
	Tieflings had a bad rap at home too, everyone thinks that we're naturally evil. It's worse here, when people see Devils they just... lose their shit, honestly. Thats one of the reasons I dropped out of school back home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unequal 2024-06-29 01:41 am UTC (link)
	i know what that is like. something similar is the root of why i use this magic myself. i'm one of the monsters people tell their children about at night to make them behave. i'm sorry that happened to you, for what it might be worth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bassbard 2024-06-29 01:42 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry that it happened to you as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unequal 2024-06-29 01:48 am UTC (link)
	i appreciate that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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