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Tweak says, "MADRE DE DIOS!"

loki. (unequal) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2024-06-28 11:07:00

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netpost ➢ (kid) loki.
did i just spend $200 on registering the alligator as an emotional support pet so they can't stop me from taking him into the starbucks? don't worry about it.

also, did you know they'll give you free drinks to take your alligator back out of the starbucks?

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	unequal 2024-06-28 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	were we pretending we don't? wait, give me a few moments, i'll think of a good alias. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	villr 2024-06-28 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Can somebody explain what the FUCK is going on ~~please~~. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	name, please? unequal 2024-06-28 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	you're one of us, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sylvie. You? villr 2024-06-28 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	Oh shit. You're a variant. [...] We're so dead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loki. nice to meet you, sylvie. unequal 2024-06-28 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	i am, he is, the alligator too, and you. i'm not sure about ~~my br~~ ~~tho~~ anyone else. i still have my tempad, and i think they've redone the whole 'we police the timeline' business. i didn't really care to hear the details, honestly. where are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sylvie & loki. villr 2024-06-28 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	So he's shapeshifting. Wish I could do that. Good. I have mine. They're easier to fix when you have at least two. Can I see yours? Heading to you. Are you still at Starbucks? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sylvie & loki.

unequal
2024-06-28 04:05 pm UTC (link)

not like he does, i assure you. he's sort of stuck that way. but i could teach you how to do it. and not get stuck.

of course, if i can see yours. are you good with them? i've been thinking about tinkering with this device i built in the void, perhaps between the two of us, we can make something useful out of it.

just around the corner. there's a park with a fountain in it and the alligator is wading at the moment.

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	sylvie & loki. villr 2024-06-28 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	Can't you teach him how to reverse it? I don't mind. It's like you said, we're the same. And I'm an expert now, thanks very much. [...] What's the void? I'm starting to see why he stays that way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

sylvie & loki.

unequal
2024-06-28 04:15 pm UTC (link)

he rather stubbornly refuses to tell me which spell he didn't perform correctly, so i can't do anything until he lets go of his pride (which he won't, because he is, for better or perhaps more likely worse, one of us), otherwise he might explode.

i could use an expert. none of the others were particularly keen to help. the void? it's... the void is where the majority of us find ourselves when we catch the attention of the tva. i was there for, actually i don't know exactly. eons, i suppose. right there at the end of time. it's sort of peaceful when the matter- and world-eating beast is asleep.

it is tempting, isn't it?

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	sylvie & loki. villr 2024-06-28 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	Huh. Okay, fair. I wouldn't want to tell anyone either, especially if I got huge teeth out of it. Wait, hang on. You were trapped there for eons? [...] Fuck. At least I got to see places, even if it wasn't for long. ~~Are you -~~ I'm really sorry. I don't know if I'd go with an alligator, though. Something faster. Or smaller. Like a lizard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)