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Tweak says, "Free bacon for Scudworth's"

Stiles Stilinski (yourplanssuck) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2024-06-14 18:41:00

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Okay what the hell kinds of birds are these? I'm pretty sure all the steroid taking pigeons are already in training for the olympics.

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	tectonic 2024-06-15 04:53 am UTC (link)
	Could be worse, could be emus, that's my new motto. I don't know, sometimes the obvious answer's just as funny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-06-15 04:56 am UTC (link)
	It's the cassowaries you want to watch out for dude. In my experience it's rarely the obvious answer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tectonic 2024-06-15 05:20 am UTC (link)
	How many wars have the cassowaries won? Isn't there some kind of fancy theory that says that the simplest solution is usually the right one? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-06-15 05:23 am UTC (link)
	They don't even need wars. They've won before it starts. You mean Occam's Razor? I don't know. I assume that theory doesn't like me much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tectonic 2024-06-15 05:24 am UTC (link)
	So the cassowaries, they control things from the shadows. Yeah, that's the one. We could just go bird hunting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-06-15 05:26 am UTC (link)
	They're just really big aggressive birds, dude. Also I think maybe they're just in Australia? I don't know. Cool, yeah let's do that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tectonic 2024-06-15 05:39 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, shadowy bird mafia is more fun. I'm serious. There's enough people here with powers and big weapons, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-06-15 05:40 am UTC (link)
	I'd rather not think that's a thing. I didn't think you were kidding. Yeah, there's people with powers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tectonic 2024-06-15 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Your loss. I welcome our cassowary overlords. And big fucking guns, can't forget those. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-06-15 05:46 am UTC (link)
	People have this thing about trusting me with guns. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tectonic 2024-06-15 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	You seem at least as trustworthy as me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-06-15 09:41 pm UTC (link)
	My dad’s also the sheriff. So you know. I know the basics. But you get a reputation for something and it’s all over. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tectonic 2024-06-16 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	I'd hand you a... wait, no, how old are you? Am I going to get arrested for offering you a hypothetical gun? Probably not. It's still America. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-06-16 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	I’m 19. And, yeah. America. Not that I’m desperate to have a gun or anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tectonic 2024-06-16 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	That's good, since it's only a hypothetical gun anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-06-16 08:29 pm UTC (link)
	Less effective generally. My bat has done alright so far. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tectonic 2024-06-16 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'll just throw rocks at them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-06-16 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Rock trumps pigeon. I assume. Because that sounds like I’ve been pelting birds with rocks which isn’t a thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tectonic 2024-06-16 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not going to question. Live your dream. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-06-16 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, no. Unless it’s these ones. Which do this weird sparkling thing. Allegedly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tectonic 2024-06-16 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, I can go throw some rocks and check it out. You can even watch, say it's for science. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-06-16 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	There was one downstairs when I went to get Kaylee. Guess it got into the car park through the door. The sparkles thing is verified I was just being a smart ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tectonic 2024-06-17 02:21 am UTC (link)
	So you're saying you don't wanna go watch me make a pigeon explode into sparkles? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yourplanssuck 2024-06-17 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Obviously I do. Since when is one enough? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tectonic 2024-06-17 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Hell yeah. I'll meet you downstairs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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